Payton Warren

an acquired taste

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If you like abuse, be a Purdue fan.

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$10.59

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Since when did the price of a foot long rise?

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Do you ever just make yourself giggle?

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Sometimes Uber drivers are our heros and other times our villains. BaLAnCE BABBYYYY

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The way Ryan Reynolds loves Blake Lively is honestly unfair.

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Wouldn’t it just be awesome to have a person that just knows you’ve had a bad day. And then they come over and bring shake shack and you just don’t talk about it and laugh.

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Nothing quite like a rainy day.

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@rasmussenesarah Hey sis. Who you talking to?

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@billzgeekedup This made me lol. Thank you

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I’d run through a brick wall for a waffle right now.

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Love is blind is going to give me a stomach ulcer

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@billzgeekedup Or, hot take. You ordered the damn Uber shouldn’t you know where you’re going?

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@billzgeekedup You look wise beyond your years

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Happy Very Single Day to all my homies out there. May you buy yourselves a bottle of wine and some nice chocolates.

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Fried chicken with all the dipping sauces.

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@Sammy_OneShot Alright sis you do you. But PST is where your laptop and iPhone were sent from just saying.

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Whomever bought all the hot cheetos from the Walgreens by my house.

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@tylerdhatton Absolutely!

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What more does Netflix want to take away from me? First it was Friends, then The Office.. NOW New Girl in April? I don’t deserve this.