Payden

University of Iowa. Go Hawkeyes!

[Payden @paydayshea17]

Forever a Daddy's girl.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

All week is more like it.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

Is He Hot Or Does He Just Have An Accent

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol
coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you

[Tinu Abayomi-Paul aka Empress of Twerk. NO DMs @Tinu]

How is this hard to understand? I'm going to keep retweeting it until I get a satisfactory answer.

[Niamh ⚘ @Only4Furuba]

Accents didn't exist until Niall Horan invented them

[Payden @paydayshea17]

My father and my uncle would make the cutest gay couple. ♥️🎄🎅

[Payden @paydayshea17]

Being in pain and being by yourself is a different level of struggle. ☹️

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Dad: “Just put whatever mommy usually buys in your basket”

Daughter:

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

hope i get serotonin for christmas

[hattie @hattieyazel]

I literally crave Mexican food every single day

[Payden @paydayshea17]

@paydayshea17 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Tag'em!

[Payden @paydayshea17]

Trying to register as a Stem Cell donor, can someone point me in the right direction? 🧐

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'll take an aisle seat too I guess...

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

1 RT = 1 vote

#ProBowlVote + Patrick Mahomes
#ProBowlVote + Travis Kelce
#ProBowlVote + Tyreek Hill
#ProBowlVote + Mitchell Schwartz
#ProBowlVote + Chris Jones
#ProBowlVote + Tyrann Mathieu
#ProBowlVote + Harrison Butker
#ProBowlVote + Dustin Colquitt

[Payden @paydayshea17]

“That’s why they call me quick thighs”- uncle Jason