Chopped liver

half girl half alien.

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Do not tell me how beautiful I am at the gas station, pay for my gas.

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I hate when people on dating apps have group pics and are the least hot out of the whole group :(

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@GoHomeGH No experience but a brain here!!!

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If I am sad I am ABSOLUTELY going to listen to the saddest music I can find

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If I had a lawn service I would call it Cutty Buddy

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If you stay in a restaurant past the tvs bein turned off you’re weird

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Tonight was my first time drinking a Long Island… ever…. I’m drunk

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I love when people tell me they love me 🙂

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I risk waking Solaris up every night because I can’t help but give her a couple smooches while she sleeps so peacefully

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You fine but I ain’t gonna sweat ya

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My everyday life can be summed up in the teeter between having no pacifiers and having 10 pacifiers

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I’m feelin real disrespectful today

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@GoHomeGH

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@codybuege I actually have the biggest crush on my mailman

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@GoHomeGH 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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@ChanisVibes Thank you!

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@ChanisVibes What kind are you using? Sol has been no probiotics but would love something to keep her immune system ^

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Put me in a banana bread baking competition I’m taking gold everytime