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It/What/Why. I identify as a Hamster Astronaut. Don't tweet me if you're looking for the crypto. Go to @Paymon_official instead.

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Strange thing happened in a London bar. Some guy opens a door to the cubicle and there was a guy was taking a dump in there. Completely unfazed, the guy starts talking to his mates with the door open. Then his mate asks him if he wants a pint.

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Weirdest chat I had all day. Asked a colleague why he had a plaster on his head. A dinosaur skull fell on his head and it lost two teeth...

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@Crunchyroll can you put OVAs and movies in another tab on the TV apps? It's so annoying to have to start an episode, exit and select the latest episode.

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@JeremyRenner Rip

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If you don't understand the AI singularity. It's like when Naruto creates his shadow clones and trains. When he releases his clones all the knowledge goes into his brain.

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Some random girl in a bar told me I look like Michael McIntyre. Lady that is not a compliment! Also, this is not specsavers.

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I just bought some beers for my friends in berlin from a homeless guy. I'm okay with this.

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Software engineers are just like the black cabbies when Uber entered the market. Maybe not now but it's going to happen sooner than you think.

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One of my team came up to me to ask me a question. I was talking to him but staring at my screen. His groin was not that far from my face. I then heard a zipping noise. I freaked out a bit but he was zipping up not down

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I recently came back from south east Asia, not once did my nose get assaulted by BO, crack sweat or nob cheese like I did on the central line today #London

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Yes I only post on X to complain about stuff.

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UK border control. It's faster to go to get manually checked with dumb passports.

Expand your machines Heathrow. Useless. #BrokenBritain

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Someone from work brought a giant potato into the office. I only noticed it in my coat when I was leaving the office. Potato style revenge will be planned.

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@Nanny7779311 @stats_feed I thought it would be guns

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@TeamYouTube It's happening both on my phone and pc. I don't think it's a device issue. It's something to do with your streaming

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@YouTube I understand that not one person in your company cares about user experience but could you fix the double audio on YouTube shorts. It's so annoying.

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@CostcoUK not sure if you have noticed anything wrong here

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@AndrewCGower Could you change the default stack number from 1/10/MAX to 1/12/MAX

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Sat next to a traditional white man Chinese girl couple. Their conversation is so lackluster. I wish them well in their boring life together. I'm not bitter at all.