Jordan Payne

UK + Bermuda

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

@khelszz lol

[Premier League @premierleague]

Man Utd's monthly award winners in October 🤩

🏃‍♂️ @EASPORTSFC Player = Bryan Mbeumo
👔 @BarclaysFooty Manager = Ruben Amorim

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

Casemiro is so washed man wtf

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

There keeper was unreal could’ve easily been 7

[BernewsSports @BernewsSports]

Another big win from the #Bermuda U14 football team, they just defeated Anguilla by a score of 6-0, marking their 5th consecutive victory!

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

Please god, just this once I’m begging

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Fulham have submitted new bid for Scott McTominay in excess of £20m, expected to be rejected.

Man United would be open to selling for fee close to £30m.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️⚫️ Fulham have submitted new bid for Scott McTominay in excess of £20m, expected to be rejected.

Man United would be open to selling for fee close to £30m.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⤵️ Man United, working on outgoings with Casemiro or Scott McTominay to make room for new midfielder.

Ugarte, keen on the move. Up to the clubs. 🇺🇾

[mitchie 👼🏾 💘 @heavensentsliit]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 50-Cent plays 'Many Men' in honor of Donald Trump and edits his 'Get Rich or Die Tryin' cover with Trump's face.

The concert was reportedly in Boston.

Here are notable celebrities who have commented on the ass*ssination attempt against Trump:

Conor McGregor: "He is in Pennsylvania spitting out bullets! Running for the love of his country!"

Ashley Judd: "All political violence of all kinds in all settings against all people is wrong. I would never want Mr Trump hurt. He is a human with a family."

John Rich: "They couldn’t beat him in a fair contest, so they tried to k*ll him. BUT THEY MISSED."

Scotty McCreery: "Praying for our country rn."

Josh Turner: "Thank God President Trump is okay. Thoughts and prayers go up for him and for the family of the attendee whose life was taken at today’s rally."

Lil Pump: "We spinnin for Trump. Glad ur ok... this is my F*CKING PRESIDENT."

[Tom Grennan @Tom_Grennan]

PETITION TO MAKE THIS THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM 😂

[Beth T @bethTmufc]

I thank God everyday he didn’t become the United manager.

[Ashlee Elizabeth-Lolo @LoloUnplugged]

The whole of the UK rn:

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

There’s literally no one left just let the man keep his job 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 EXCL: Thomas Tuchel NOT planning to take Man United job, he wants to take a break not coaching any club this summer.

Tuchel currently decided not to continue in talks with United after meeting in the recent weeks.

🇳🇱 United, deciding on Erik ten Hag future soon.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 EXCL: Thomas Tuchel NOT planning to take Man United job, he wants to take a break not coaching any club this summer.

Tuchel currently decided not to continue in talks with United after meeting in the recent weeks.

🇳🇱 United, deciding on Erik ten Hag future soon.

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

@chae_2x

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Lisandro Martínez injury update.

It’s NOT an ACL injury, sources confirm.

Argentinian defender has a sprained collateral ligament — #MUFC hope to have Lisandro back after international break in March.

No surgery needed, as @gastonedul has reported.

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

10 years is crazy

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Wow man…🥲 https://t.co/AouNT7wfDm

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Wow man…🥲 https://t.co/AouNT7wfDm

[Renz @Renzcapo]

That first Microsoft Teams call tomorrow will actually finish me

[Jordan Payne @paynej45]

Newcastle must be in a crisis no?