Michael Payne

Luck is the intersection of preparation and opportunity.

[Michael Payne @payneme]

At the risk of overstepping, I’d like to voice all Black folk’s desire to roll back to the good ol’ days of #1798. At least while I can still read and write. #GoodTimes

[MonkeyBoo @TheMonkeyBoo]

@MiamiDolphins @Verizon Fire McDaniel!

[Michael Payne @payneme]

I guess those FBI special search orders are ok now 🤔 #scotus

[Michael Payne @payneme]

@NBCNews This may be many things, but it ain’t “Godly.”

[Michael Payne @payneme]

@jhsteuernagle @CNN True! He also said a turn to starboard seemed ‘suspicious’ - if he knew what he was talking about he would have known that single propeller ships will lurch to one side or other when they reverse thrust. At least she moved him along. Eventually…

[TasteBudB @TasteBudB]

#LastWord #MSNBC GO LAWRENCE BRAVO!

[Beto (Geo) Metro @BetoMetroDos]

Now, that'll be a performance... #LastWord https://t.co/HkiDygJfY1

[Michael Payne @payneme]

Bang and roll. #earthquake

[Tres 💕💚 @Treasure530]

Omg @lawrence can have Professor David Blight on anytime. Class was in session. #thelastword #lastword

[Michael Payne @payneme]

Hmmm…

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

The best knuckleball of all time

RIP Tim Wakefield

[Michael Payne @payneme]

@TheCUTCH22 SO sorry Cutch 😢 You’re one of my favorites ever. Was so glad to see you back in the ‘Burgh this year ⚾️

[Michael Payne @payneme]

#ClarenceThomasLegacy

[Michael Payne @payneme]

@AnaCabrera @MSNBC Ana!! 👏👏👏

[Michael Payne @payneme]

#FuckedAroundFoundOut

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: A grand jury in New York has voted to indict Donald Trump over his role in a hush money payment to a porn star, according to four people with knowledge of the matter. https://t.co/2p3Rlr0abC

[Michael Payne @payneme]

@lipiroy So sorry, Dr. Roy. I know he was proud of how you helped us through COVID. Thank you all so much for your service.

[Michael Payne @payneme]

Lindsey wants “a few cops” at the one school where the shooter strikes. Not the hundreds of thousands of schools that weren’t struck. Or at the one where the cops are and don’t go in. Such bullshit. And he’s a Senator. Maybe he should just stick to shining 45’s shoes. #LastWord

[Michael Payne @payneme]

Preach @lawrence! The devil hides in plain sight. #Lastword

[Michael Payne @payneme]

Refused to watch him on CNN. So why would I… #Nevermind #Click

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Oh. They gave a contract to John Kasich.
Cool. Coolcoolcoolcool. COOL. Awesome. What a time to be alive.

[Michael Payne @payneme]

@RandPaul Why does Kentucky hate itself this much?