ryan payne

maybe a sociopath | what's it to ya | omni-underguate

[ryan payne @paynery1]

an immovable object just contacted an unstoppable force and they both said sorry.

[ryan payne @paynery1]

@JBJohnson66 Job 2:10

[10] But he said to her, “You speak as one of the foolish women would speak. Shall we receive good from God, and shall we not receive evil?” In all this Job did not sin with his lips. (ESV)

[Zach the MFer @farmmillennial]

Anyone else ever write a check for fertilizer and think about what color your Ferrari could have been instead?

[ryan payne @paynery1]

@gloomymallie @The_Hungry_Tuba no comment.

[ryan payne @paynery1]

always so encouraging to catch the garter #weddingszn

[Kelsey 🌼 @TheKelseyHorton]

bro i graduated chill

[ryan payne @paynery1]

final update: i did not lose my 4.0 to kevin hesters nt survey. i suspect he rounded me up but i feel as if i deserved it

[ryan payne @paynery1]

@KristaJLindsay jury is still out...

[ryan payne @paynery1]

update: might not have lost my 4.0 to hesters nt survey

[ryan payne @paynery1]

guys i might start using the nws warning as my alarm.

[ryan payne @paynery1]

built for high class? im built for white trash.

[ryan payne @paynery1]

@masters_tori d. alloftheabove

[ryan payne @paynery1]

currently eating carrot cake with carrots. my life is complete.

[ryan payne @paynery1]

God is omnipotent or whatever but I am omniundergraduate.

[ryan payne @paynery1]

fire drills... smh my head!

[ryan payne @paynery1]

@masters_tori luckily our friendship has a good ✨foundation ✨

[ryan payne @paynery1]

@merbaer00 eeeeeeeee

[ryan payne @paynery1]

@c_talbot i won the debate!

[ryan payne @paynery1]

kinda hard without internet...

[The Theology Department? @talbowenebster]

Hey everybody,

I just wanted to remind you to fill out your Christian Service!

Blessings,

Jesse Owens

[mallie @spookymallie]

once again I am crying through my greek translations