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when’s the last time you hugged yourself

[Payt @payt_lowery]

I was waiting for the bathroom at work since we don’t have an employee restroom and I was next in line but this little girl came up behind me and was doing the potty dance and I being the Good Samaritan I am, I let her go in front in me. Anyway I shit my pants at work today.

[Payt @payt_lowery]

I’m just a midwestern, cornfield livin, cheese lovin gal

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when you on aux duty and your weird songs start to play

[Payt @payt_lowery]

A big cardboard box of flavor blasted xtra cheddar goldfish

[Payt @payt_lowery]

@MeganLeigh69 💀😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

sometimes he my cat…sometimes he my DAWG 💯

[Payt @payt_lowery]

Alright I’m ready to handle another heartbreak

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Disney hired some "little people" to dress as Pinocchio and wave at people at the premiere of Pinocchio. They left them on a balcony with enough food and wine for the day, but by late afternoon they were all naked (the costumes were too hot), drunk and screaming swear words at people.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. A THREAD

In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in
@Variety

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[Payt @payt_lowery]

Happy 420 😉

[Payt @payt_lowery]

Have you ever had a nightmare so bad you woke up nauseous?

[Payt @payt_lowery]

@buttpraxis

[✰ @koi_takleef]

Me getting distracted on my way to complete the simplest tasks:

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

i dont need antidepressants i need 7 million dollars

[Payt @payt_lowery]

@Eskiworks

[moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer @supermoongirl9]

scorpio, 4H, 8H and 12H placements rising from the ashes after everyone thought it was over for them

[Emma Riddle @egraceridd]

14 months ago I had to evacuate from Oxford High Schol when a fifteen year old opened fire and killed four of my classmates and injured seven more.

Tonight, I am sitting under my desk at Michigan State Univeristy, once again texting everyone “I love you”

When will this end?

[Payt @payt_lowery]

The only reason I want a boyfriend rn is because I need help taking off my heels when I drunk

[Payt @payt_lowery]

What’s a girl gotta do for some cuddles

[Payt @payt_lowery]

Villain era? I think so 🤭😏