Payton Carson

Hope College Grad. Lizard King 👑 Go Every Time So Others May Everytime

[Payton Carson @payton_carson]

Jim, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted.

[Payton Carson @payton_carson]

@Bill_Beck78 Especially the last part 😅

[Payton Carson @payton_carson]

1. Indiana makes the playoffs
2. Miami are frauds
3. Georgia will be in the national championship again
4. Oregon will lose eventually
5. USC still sucks.. Stinkin Lincoln should be fired
6. I have no idea what I’m talking about

[Payton Carson @payton_carson]

Fight on baby

[Barstool USC @BarstoolSC]

✌️✌️

[Payton Carson @payton_carson]

The MNF football “song” is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard in my life

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“James you’re not the Beard, you’re not the System, you’re the Problem”

Mavs Pregame show took 2 minutes to Destroy James Harden tonight

[InsideUSC @InsideUSC]

A former USC All-American attended the Notre Dame game: "I’m having a tough time with the guys on the sideline waving towels and jumping up and down. That is not the USC that I know. We weren’t cheerleaders. We whipped you because we were prepared to play. I was embarrassed."

[Troy Carson @TrojanWarCarson]

Played Clearbrook CC in Saugatuck today with Michigan, USC, and Auburn fans. Did it to support a Spartan @KirkCousins8 great course👍🏻 (highly recommend) How bout a like (or tickets 😁) from #8 #Skol

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Steph Curry you filthy animal lol… he just packed up a very good team … in a very tough building 🫡

[Pete Smith @PeteSmith_30]

Stephen Curry is the best basketball player in the world.

[Chris Treviño @ChrisNTrevino]

KABOOOOM! #USC lands the former 5-star DL and Texas A&M transfer Anthony Lucas commit to the Trojans.

USC gets its impact defensive lineman for 2023:

https://t.co/rSGKFpYTVQ @ThePeristyle

[Payton Carson @payton_carson]

Good

[Greg Williams @GregWilliamsAZ]

Yeah, Allen Lazard is gone.

[The Boys of 161st Street @The161Boys]

Take us to the promised land hero

[Payton Carson @payton_carson]

@landony11

[WMU Men's Soccer @WMUMensSoccer]

GOAAAAAAL BRONCOS!

Landon Fisher buries his first of the year to put WMU up 2-0 late in the 1st half

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

What if Bobby Knight filmed a golf tutorial about how to play out of sand traps and we got to see the outtakes? It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Which means you should watch this.

[Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB]

Yah why not…. I mean he was the best player in CFB! Let’s go!

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

Night Night

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Aaron Rodgers threw 300 yards and 4 touchdowns after this happened