Payton Keys

wvu • I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea

[Payton Keys @payton_keys]

things my doofus roommate Matt says: a thread

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

COUNTRY ROOOOOADDDSSSS

[WVU Mountaineers · Let’s Go! @WestVirginiaU]

Every Mountaineer during that commercial. 🎶

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

PEOPLE NEED TO WAKE UP...

Your 7-year-old wakes up exhausted.
Not because he's sick.
Because it's 6AM.

You pour him cereal.
Not because it's healthy.
Because it's quick.

He stares at an iPad.
Not because it's good for him.
Because you need to get ready.

The school calls later:
"He can't focus"
"He can't sit still"
"He needs testing"

The doctor writes a prescription.
Not because your boy is broken.
Because the system is.

The truth?
His brain is FIGHTING:

- Chemical food dyes
- Sugar crashes
- Screen addiction
- Sleep deprivation
- Natural energy

But we medicate the child
Instead of fixing the cause.

Your grandfather's kids:

- Played outside
- Ate real food
- Slept well
- Moved freely

No pills needed.

Modern parenting isn't convenience.
It's warfare. Against your own child.

Give him a chance:

- Clean food

- Real sleep

- Free play

- Natural movement

DON'T give him pills.
The system wants patients.

NATURE MADE WARRIORS.

CHOOSE WISELY...

[remand chic @our_jesse]

The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

I haven't seen a single post wishing for COVID to end Joe Biden's life

We are not the same

[Ben Brady @bbrady315]

Ohio High School county map done. Just under 1000 schools.

@SickosCommittee

[Carissa @njoyzgrl81]

Monthly reminder.
Now, more than ever.

Dear Men,

I’m talking to the alpha males, the men who open doors for women, walk on the outside of the sidewalk, pull out a lady’s chair.

The men who hold doors open for strangers, with a smile.

Men who are gentle enough to cradle their newborn child and strong enough to lift all of the groceries in one trip.

Men who buy or admire their wives new shoes and don’t want to wear them.

Men who can hunt and cook the deer, mow the lawn and help her plant roses.

The men who every morning, regardless of the weather or if they’re feeling under it, get up, go to work and come home because he values his family’s security.

The men who will sacrifice a weekend fishing/golfing trip with the boys to take his daughters to their dance recital.

The men who will defend women and children, the elderly, even if they are not family.

The veterans whose oath never expires.

Please know, real women appreciate you, your sacrifices, your convictions.
We know we can do almost everything you can, that’s not what makes us feel special.

Your scent, your embrace, your surprise notes, your dedication and loyalty are irreplaceable. You feeling comfortable enough to share your daydreams, plans for the future and what worries you the most; makes us love you all the more.

Men are not given enough credit or thanks. This is us reminding you you’re appreciated.

With love,

Secure Women Everywhere ♥️

[Anne Caprara @anacaprana]

I’m going to say something that needs to be said. The epidemic of people, in public places like coffee shops and airplanes, taking a phone call on speaker or watching a video without headphones is out of control. We need to shame this behavior better.

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Friendly reminder that EVERYBODY telling you Biden's brain freezes are fake told you Hunter's Laptop was fake, the border was closed, the vaxx stopped transmission, and then had the BALLS to warn us about the dangers of misinformation. We are living in the death of shame.

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

Amazing that 98-year-old WWII veterans had the stamina to make it through the D Day ceremony but the president of the United States didn’t

[EerRational @EerRational]

“Who wants to get up at 7 am and drink in a hospital parking lot?”

[Payton Keys @payton_keys]

read this thread then try to tell me that hunters don’t care

[Bull Respecter @LaurenInTheWild]

This one is a bit hard on the heart, so trigger warning I guess.

Bit of an odd day. Our ranch hand was checking fences and found our resident bull elk down by the creek, unable to rise. He’s been living here for a couple months with a small group of ladies, and seemed content. He had a very slight limp, but otherwise seemed like a normal young bull.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I wish people who became successful would stop lying to people about how they became successful.

DEI initiatives are not how Lebron James became Lebron James or how Oprah became Oprah,

Tell people to find out what they are naturally good at and to work harder than their opponents. Stop foolishly leading them to believe that dIvErSiTy MaTters.

It literally doesn’t. Not one bit.

[Payton Keys @payton_keys]

for being a company that boasts about how inclusive they are target really hires the most racist people

[WVU Alert @WVUalert]

WVU Alert: BOMB THREAT

Reported bomb threat at Mineral Resources Building. Evacuate/avoid Evansdale area of campus.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Call your rep and tell them you don’t want to ban guns but you want to take the $60 billion for Ukraine and build a massive system of mental institutions that we can put the people who hear Shadow People into

[Payton Keys @payton_keys]

@xstitcher_9802

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

All of the recent shootings were related to mental health. There is a good chance that this is because of Liberal indoctrination through education, entertainment and media over the last 20 years.

The Nashville, Lewiston, Uvalde, El Paso, Parkland, Virginia Tech, Fort Hood and Sandy Hook shooters had problem with mental health.

Democrats created the new social norms and they have labeled many mental health problems as normal or even brave.

The end result: a mentally ill person will get worse because they are surrounded by false confirmations and this will lead to new delusions that they will act on.

We don’t have a gun problem, the people that are trying to take our guns are creating people that make us need them.

[Mammoth Cave NP @MammothCaveNP]

View of the solar eclipse from inside Mammoth Cave.
October 14, 2023.

[Kathy Barnette @Kathy4Truth]

This just happened:

I hosted about a dozen people for breakfast this morning... in a small restaurant in a *very* rural part of Iowa.

Midway through our conversation, just as I was telling my new friends that we're in the middle of a war in this country and that we're not necessarily winning... the owner of the place—who has now realized we're talking politics and we're Republicans, came and told me that I couldn't talk about politics in her restaurant.

I acknowledged that I heard her. Then, I turned to the table and said THIS is what I'm talking about. We are losing our country, our culture, and the fundamental right to free speech.

Politicians don't have to write laws to take away your free speech *if* you're willing to hand it over to them.

Suffice it to say, I kept on talking. Didn't miss a beat. I will *not* self censor.

She said something else about this is a private business...yada yada yada. Her husband, who was in the kitchen, came out... and apologized for his wife. He explained that it's tough being married to a liberal.

About 20 minutes later, when we went to pay the bill, she apologized, as well. She said she shouldn't have gotten upset.

Fear is contagious. But guess what?
Courage is contagious, too. Be courageous. We, the people, can't shut up. Not now.