Payton Kaeding

UNC Chapel Hill

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Pseudoscience is still too scientific for me. I’m more interested in becoming healthier through magic/guessing.

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Having a day in london today cheers

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

if you cut up some corduroy, doused it in olive oil, salt and pepper and sauteed it. like really get a good color on there. it would taste good

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people’s children

[Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke]

I can’t believe they put a serving size on a box of crackers. The serving size is how many crackers are in that damn box.

[m @fragpilled]

i like bubble tea cuz it’s like chewing on edible polly pocket clothes

[Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke]

Stuntman of the Year

[serpy @chefmaeda]

the oldest man alive

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

sure i’ll pay a quarter for dipping sauce. right after i finish selling these stocks because apparently i look like the wolf of fucking wall street

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

dr: we had to remove your colon

me why

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

when mom asks what you wanna pet at the aquarium touch tank

[Payton Kaeding @paytonkaed]

@madisonwalker00 thanks madison!!💜

[Payton Kaeding @paytonkaed]

@gabrielanoelles HAHAHAH thxu gab! cat play date?