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27 • mama💗 • ig: brooklynnskirten

[❦. @netttypop]

my crocs got damn near 475,876 miles on them 😭.

[B @paytonsmamaa]

You know someone did you dirty when you pull up to the window at a 2 speaker drive thru and you hear the worker ask that vehicle if that's their order but its not, its yours but they cut you off like a little bitch ☠

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@rebecca_maclean He wouldnt last a whole day by himselfb😅 he'd end up bringing her to her parents or something. AND she's almost 3 and he has only ever changed ONE shitty diaper, because I wasnt around. He has it easy aside from him working 7-6 in the summer heat all week long.

[B @paytonsmamaa]

Apparently I dont deserve "me" time or time to hang out with my friends on the weekend because Clayton's the one who works all week so he should get to..
Excuse me? Who cooks and cleans up after the child you helped create, also works, and cleans up after your disrespectful ass?

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@brooke_harman I have 2 jobs, plus being a mom, and a housewife. Men dont understand that just because they do harder work, doesnt mean we dont work as hard as them! Thanks Brooke🥰

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@emmmyyyp Ngl I've actually always wondered about this, I hate how they just fall apart with the meat, ive always wanted to try without it

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@emmmyyyp He says my me time is when she naps, lol okay, thanks for the 2-3 hours a day when I cant leave the house because shes sleeping throughout the week?? 'Great let me just do what i always do and clean and wash your laundry' lol like frig meeeeee

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@vanessaspn5 Thank you Vanessa 🥰

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@vanessaspn5 Right!! Thank you!! Im mad mad 👿 this man doesnt understand as a mom, my job never ends, just because he makes triple what i make and works 50-60 hr weeks, he deserves a break and i don't 😒

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@emmmyyyp Hes like 5 years old and past the point of training, hes been biting lately and he is just such a bad dog and hes big so his bark is loud, he barks at the wind, trees across the yard, anything. Even they hate their own dog but no one wants him so they're screwed till he dead 😅

[B @paytonsmamaa]

*neighbour posts snapchat of work stuff set up in the backyard while dog literally barks at grass "perks of working from home"
*me here just wishing lockdown would end before i literally kill her dog because its outside ALL GOD DAMN DAY
Lomo ily but LOKI'S GOTTA GO before i go

[EG✨ @_Erin1997]

NO WAIT HOLD UP..... FRANKIE AND MARTA FROM SCHOOL OF ROCK ARE A COUPLE!!!!!! IM NOT OK

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

this headline from Australia is honestly the most accurate one I’ve seen so far

[B @paytonsmamaa]

When the trash takes itself out 🤗

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@rainbowvicc I always have you even though we dont see each other anymore 🥰

[B @paytonsmamaa]

Man, i had some FaKe AsS FrIeNdS for yearss and didnt see even see it lol shit buddy

[B @paytonsmamaa]

@thurlows_mom Awe kim miss you! 🥰❤❤

[B @paytonsmamaa]

"Did you poop?"
Payton: "nope just my toots, I just tooted mommy"

2 year olds say the funniest things 😅😂