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[AvaFaith @aghap9]

rt to make my dreams come true #iykyk @LamorneMorris

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

also, if someone offers u a mozzarella stick and u turn it down, ur a narc

[CLINTON CAVE @ClintonCave]

retweet for new music this is the only way 4 new music

[you stank @blindboymusic]

Yea imma have to retweet this

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Finally, the reboot we’ve all been waiting for

[halsey @halsey]

Remix of Colors, but instead of “everything is blue” it’s “everybody sucks”.

[payton @paytonwyner]

@AllyFreshPrince Miss youuuuu!!!!!

[Dustin Griffie @dustingriffie]

I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success.

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

I wrote a very short story

[halsey @halsey]

Hi yes I would like to formally express my disappointment to the fans in the m&g who didn’t tell me I had lipstick on my teeth Y’ALL FAKE

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Could go for some Razzles right now. https://t.co/oOHnO8LEtx

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

RT if you've ever walked around your house with your phone tucked in the waistline of your underwear

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Have leftover Eggo waffles from your Eleven Halloween costume? We’ll show you how to make it into Thanksgiving stuffing. After the break.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Here’s proof of concept

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

You can repeat it up to four times.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Pro tip: If you need to pretend you’re in the middle of a phone call, just ask indignantly “when did I say that??” Works every time. 💫

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.