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[ً @pazsci]

tomorrow is gonna be the worst day of february 😔

[ً @pazsci]

@provsteffect why?

[ً @pazsci]

why can’t rice fix my face just like how it fixes a phone :C

[-ˋˏ RUI ࿐❞ @threadsofmalice]

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[ً @pazsci]

i just realized i’m homeless

[ً @pazsci]

watch me stare into your soul

[ً @pazsci]

i’ve heard it happens sometimes .

now i’m wondering if there’s been lawsuits against the demon corp

[ً @pazsci]

imagine if a demon slayer accidently slashes a civilian instead of the demon

[ً @pazsci]

i wonder if it’s still consider cannibalism if you eat yourself

[ً @pazsci]

i want to become dean karnazes so that i can run 350 miles away from my problems

[ً @pazsci]

i heard that it’s possible to shove your hand into your mouth , but what about shoving your feet into your mouth instead ?

[ً @pazsci]

i don’t have to .

[lone demon ! kaigaku @kaigakudono]

i won’t watch him poop, you do it

[ً @pazsci]

you’re coming with me then .

[lone demon ! kaigaku @kaigakudono]

yes, it would more entertaining, for me.

[ً @pazsci]

you want me to watch him poop ?

[lone demon ! kaigaku @kaigakudono]

that’s .... as disgusting as the first option

[ً @pazsci]

i don’t wanna see him poop in front of me . i’ll just ask for his poop pic instead .

[lone demon ! kaigaku @kaigakudono]

ask himejima to go to the toilet together and you’ll be able to measure the worlds longest poop

[𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐮 @YudokuCho]

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[ً @pazsci]

i wonder how long the worlds longest poop is

[ً @pazsci]

what if humans eat demons instead