Dog Dazed

We may have missed our exit...

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

Happy to announce the #ButteCollege alumni team has found its guest speaker for the 2-13 session. Thank you @AaronRodgers12 !

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No way the #Chiefs won Sunday - they didn't even fill the stadium

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@JamesMartinSJ 8 protestors, a disgrace.
Also a disgrace: "Systemic cover up by senior church officials in Pennsylvania and at the Vatican ".
300+ predators. 1,000+ child victims
https://t.co/jgoL9tk4Hk

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@Benioff Thanks Marc, but I fear tonight’s protest signals the start of a long, hot summer - the boiling anger & destruction over pervasive racism spreading to a class war, as COVID has disproportionately impacted people on the edge. Anger is building.
Hunker down
I SO hope I’m wrong

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

@thedailytexan I hope when they’ve gone all #MenendezBrothers and killed off their parents, they take their new found immortality (and antibodies) to the hospital and work there until it’s done.

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

Using my work phone on redial to return the "IRS" robocall and regale live operators with music.
They don't seem to like Drowning Pool as much as I do.
But I'll keep trying.
#NothingWrongWithMe
#StopCallingMe

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@That_Dude_RyanS @brianstelter Fergie def sending her flowers

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

@WalshFreedom Fck all the way off, Joe - backtrack all you want, blood is on YOUR HANDS, and every "Conservative Christian" hypocrite who looks the other way or cries 2nd Amendment or "too soon" after hate-inspired mass murder.

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Spotify knows me and Friday
https://t.co/zAa5CuM6ak

[Scott Ostler @scottostler]

I think I saw him everywhere.

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NE fans are the most sandy - the curse of the Bambino was just an attempt by god to silence the whining... #sfgiants
"Red Sox Fans Won't Believe Award Giants Just Gave To Pablo Sandoval https://t.co/TVJfB6tsW9 via @NESN

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television. Darker than Euphoria or Chernobyl. I implore you to watch the entire clip

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@hell_ostranger Special fly prison for
Recliner
Armrest Napoleon
Stanky sock shoe remover

Unable to conjur a wet sneeze on demand, I’ve resorted to carrying a live scorpion to drop on recliner dude, but you do you.

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

NO EXCUSES
Warriors Attribute Finals Loss To Durant’s Ruptured Achilles, Klay’s Torn ACL, Curry Being Hit By Bus Near End Of Game 6 https://t.co/JeuNMQqX4d

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

W/Summer here, remember my parents strictest rule: 45 minutes between eating and swimming.
This superseded less consequential rules about drinking/smoking in pregnancy, seat belts, general child oversight.
They were my parents, the #GreatestGeneration and I miss them daily.

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@kraaez Yeah -Dusty wore the Buckner curse crown until 2010 got him off the hook.

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

@kraaez I remember telling myself after the blown 5-0 lead and game ball debacle there’s still another game. My “whistle-past-the-graveyard” moment of denial.

[Dog Dazed @pb_bandit]

Heart of a lion

[SFGATE @SFGate]

In stunning turnaround, Kevon Looney active for Game 4 of NBA Finals https://t.co/zDN8mNtrlZ

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@TwitterMoments The term “Team owner” is obsolete and only made worse when modified to “minority owner”.
This Entitled #SandHillRoad VC prick does not represent any #dubnation fan and needs to go.