Paula B Facepainter

Experienced, professional face painter based near Chesterfield, Derbyshire. Fully insured. Available for your event providing a fun, affordable service :)

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@ViQueenie What I don’t get is, if the kids are real, why there is no evidence of them outside IRL? Why no sneaky pics by a parent or the paparazzi of them on the school run? Why no parents of other kids confirming they exist at school? 🤔

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@JakeRei66866779 @DemetraAutumn I think the back of the jacket works very well

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@chefsevenn Heck yes, steamed with some garlic butter

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@KDCunliffe I really like it, it’s perfect Sunday night viewing. You’re not meant to take it seriously.

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@mrdanwalker Poor Winnie, here is my boy cleaning the pot from mummy’s trifle 😊

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@cambridgepower Not a teenager until thirTEEN ☺️

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@andymyhill649 @lovewalesfamily What’s a ‘wring’?
Yes it was Diana’s but William gave it to Catherine years ago as her engagement ring. You’re a bit behind the times dear.

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@Deldick69 @AmandaOwen8 🤮Creepy

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@Jasmine26956265 @isaguor It’s not a muzzle, it’s a halti. Very different 🙂

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@BBCOne #StrictlyComeDancing #strictly how is it right that the winner of the Christmas special gets to come back for the series 🤔?

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@francie_berens @sallie6youtube @ladymoomoo95 Pmsl he could very well be looking at her thinking ‘my god she’s amazing’ whilst at the same time is ready to help if she needs him. You can’t say from this pic that he’s ready to criticise!

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@simonmayo Get well soon 🙂

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@Jollyra32691822 @Melanated_Mona No she’s not! They’re ankle boots with a tassle on the outer side only

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@PetersenValda Sending healing prayers from Ozzie

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@LovelyODino @simonmayo It’s not a thing of the past! Confessions are part of the show and there’s a podcast too 😊

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@Treeloves If you have any friends with calm dogs then buddying up can help. We did that for my friend and her Hungarian rescue. My wonderful Ozzie taught her to be less afraid.

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@LewisCapaldi You sir are a bloody legend. Get to where you need to be for YOU, everyone else will wait. Take care x

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Watching #crufts2023 #archie #paris

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@simonmayo Hmmm, would it be appropriate to tell him to “jog on loser” if he should call in for DTD? 🤔
Congratulations though Simon, you are a legend.

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@PeterKalve @simonmayo Really, there was no need for that was there Peter?