Joe McPherson

UMN College of Pharmacy | WFU Alum

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

Due to personal reasons I will be playing speedbump tomorrow.

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

Get in loser we’re listening to kids by MGMT on repeat

[Rachael Rose @hedonish]

I will die on this hill:
HEALTH INSURANCE SHOULD NOT BE TIED TO EMPLOYMENT.

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

@kaitlynann_m My greatest performance 😇

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

Thinking about when I had a summer internship and was at a staff dinner and the hibachi cook said to me “all that mouth is good for is talking” and I responded “oh it’s good for a lot more than that *wink*” and yeah if u worked with me at duke in 2019 im sorry

[☻ @lollllllhey]

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

If you wore a red and black flannel regularly in high school you’re mentally ill now. Sorry I don’t make the rules

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

@CalebAshley_513 Sounds kinda counterintuitive to me

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

I’m sorry but if you’re going to bait students to return to campus then you better keep facilities open THAT STUDENTS PAY TO USE. At this point there’s no incentive to even be here. What are we supposed to do without a fitness center and library?

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

Especially with the knowledge that there has been NO EVIDENCE of disease transmission in these facilities.

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

If you pull out in front of me you better step on that mf gas pedal!!! Like damn Bernice this isn’t a Sunday afternoon drive I gotta get my ass to work

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death.”

—A Time to Break the Silence: April 4, 1967

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

Do you develop a gym crush every week or are you normal

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

All I’m saying is I’ve never heard of the ice cream machine being broken at cook out

[swm @sheathescholar]

in all of the shittiness of the past year, educators have shown up emotionally, mentally, and physically every single day for kids, families, and each other.

they deserve the world.

[Money Power Politics with Stephanie Ruhle @mppmsnow]

Day 1 vs. Day 1,448

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Call me old-fashioned, but when armed insurgents breach the Capitol building at the request of a president, I'd call it an attempted coup.

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

We are a laughing stock.

[Joe McPherson @pb_joeytime]

If you FaceTime a boy and he says someone else’s name when he answers, hang up that mf phone.