Patrick Baines

Keen golfer and cricketer. Big rugby league and horse racing fan. Gooner. Fly fishing enthusiast.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@packtsardines @alexelliottgolf Played there a few months before the Ryder Cup. 2/3 good holes, the rest were very average indeed.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@fesshole

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

Does this chap say ‘foreign arseholes’ @bbc5live ?

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@KenBarrell @ClareHeidi He can work again, he is working.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@KenBarrell @ClareHeidi Of course not. But that cowardly scum bag from Kasabian shoud rightly face the consequences of his actions. As should any male who batters a female.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@KenBarrell @ClareHeidi Men are much stronger. Are you seriously suggesting you believe the average female - five foot seven and ten stone in weight - is capable of inflicting the same damage as a 15 stone six foot male?

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@KenBarrell @ClareHeidi Ken thinks battering your wife is woke!

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@JustinLowe10319 @DavidBe31099196 Says a parasite who claims ‘Hitler was on the right side of history’. Hope your dad was thoroughly ashamed of you.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@JustinLowe10319 @DavidBe31099196 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@AlanSmithRL @johnnyddavidson @WalesRugbyL Are you serious Alan? Talking the game down? He’s exposing fraudulent management that has ruined a club.

[James @jamesaknight]

Unless you did your brains in spectacular style or landed some life changing multi, no-one, but no-one, cares how much you won or lost at the Festival. It’s like someone describing every shot of their average round of golf.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@MAA_Gunner Emanuel Eboue was first choice right back and one of our best players that season.

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Good morning friends. I speak to you from my retirement at my static caravan in Pitlochry where I continue to turn heads and raise eyebrows. I have some news which I will be deploying to you, the loyal punters, later today. Until then, just go about your business as best you can.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@GavWilson Decade ago I was sat on a plastic deck chair at Hewarth watching York. Now you’ve just done a number on the Super League champions! Absolutely brilliant.

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@sid_lambert @_ShaneIreland

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

5 Live reporter just said ‘he missed an absolute sitter of a penalty’

Surely a penalty should never be referred to as a ‘sitter’ @FootballCliches

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@Bull_McCabe @TheArsenalMind Clueless.

[Dan Jones @DanJones3142]

A truly stunning paragraph

[Patrick Baines @pbaines86]

@BobbyTeeitup @jamierkennedy So irrelevant Scottie Scheffler cries when he gets beaten.

[Joel Beall @JoelMBeall]

All credit to Justin Rose man. Was offered LIV bag but bet on himself, believing he could still compete in mid 40s and didn't want to jeopardize Ryder Cup status despite missing team in '21.