Paul “The Tickler” Ball

OSU Alum | 12’ ΘΧ Social Chair | Local CPA | 4.6 Handicap | Ball Knower | Bag Do’er

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

I would genuinely rather be burned alive than have a daughter that does some shit like this. #gayson

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

When I have to actually do work instead of sitting and scrolling twitter all day. #shrink

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Just watched him shank it into a baby’s stroller, checks out. #squid

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Fuck you diebler #shrink #squid

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Average Sunday. #imisstheexwife

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Currently still on the clock, getting paid to do this. #lank

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Boss is gone for the next 2 weeks, office to myself. Safe to say shareholder value will be at an all time low.

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Parents found my peptides and let’s just say they aren’t very happy campers. #fuck

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Found some gold loot while caddying today. #expand

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Absolutely dialed on the crossword today. Yes I am supposed to be working, no I do not plan on doing any.

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Is this the male equivalent of cleavage? Feeling a little promiscuous on the job today. #lank

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Just asked chat gpt for a response to a girl.

[Carl “QB1” Williams @CWILLIAMSMVP]

Had more hoes at 16 than I do now, surely this is a recession indicator

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Completely lost the ability to hit the golf ball, anyone got any advice on how not to end it all!!!! #lank

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Completed my first week in corporate America and realized my days of being a good golfer are far behind me. I will look back fondly on my time as a 1 handicap and im not bitter it’s over, but I will miss it. #shrink

[chris kyle of sink pissing @Funemployment4L]

@TavienSt @pball560 @gooner4L6769 @burntbenj @gooner4L6769 +1 burner meet and greet

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Got kicked out of midway for pissing in the sink. Didn’t realize I lived in a communist regime. #shrink

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Does anyone else have an irrational fear of their balls getting twisted or is that just me? #lank

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Nice pour jackass. #shrink

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Been thinking a lot lately since im halfway done with college and i came to the sad realization that I won’t always get to live within 10 minutes walking of all my best friends or get hammered on a random tuesday. Grateful for how lucky I am but sucks how fast it goes by.

[Paul “The Tickler” Ball @pball560]

Tapping in on this fine saturday evening. #expand