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I’m the coolest person I know

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

@griefybutcool @jericherryz @GarfsBasement This makes me so sad 🥺 that’s literally how human trafficking begins in other communities. Like when young girls trust older women or older men who make them feel safe just to eventually be sold off 😭

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

10000000000000000% support this 👏🏼

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

It’s always mediocre SINGLE women who can’t find a man who put women down. They preach about how men should be superior yet ignore how a large portion of women who are married to successful men are successful themselves. Real men love ambitious, educated, successful women 😂😂😂

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

Why do we keep trying to put women in positions where we don’t belong?

Go work in human resource, assistant, sales, or low level management

But dear God please get out of the military, special forces, police officers, fireman, and secret service.

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

@pearlythingz Oh wow! Great to know. How long have you and your man been together with that dynamic? Asking for my friend, @DrewAfualo

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

As someone who get overstimulated with cluttered clothing displays, I truly appreciate this 😭😭

[J~A~V~I @_King_Javi__]

Day 2 at my new job and they already not seeing me in these jeans folds 😌

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

@deeannalitaa @CUNextTuesday_k @CarlosBitMe @FearedBuck This isn’t just Botox, this is A LOT of filler. Botox just really helps tighten your skin (why they don’t have wrinkle lines on their foreheads when their eyebrows move) but filler on the other hand plumps the areas you fill- nose, jawline, under eye, cheeks, lips.

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

It’s WILD to me how uneducated and ignorant people can take their experience and apply it to everyone else.

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

Costco opening at 10 is the lamest shit ever

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

@holycowsaint @_wtfDEONNA @ScottieBeam Nah they’re pretty young. One time I saw a tweet that explained that 20 year olds are getting procedures that 50+ year olds get and it’s causing them to look like a 50 year old trying to look younger. And it’s so true and I can’t unsee it now.

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

@oherinn_ Nope, not annoying. I always refrain from gifting clothes and blankets and stick to things on there I KNOW they’ll need. Ex: registry baby bath or swing. Tbh I always gift diapers and wipes. And all my gifts always include gift receipts.

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

Sometimes I begin to explore homestead and holistic accounts on instagram and it never fails that I encounter a video that says “the sun is medicine and can cure autism” or “detoxify your kids and wonder where that autism went”. People really don’t understand science.

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

🖤🖤🖤

[Becca Peter @DefectiveBecca]

When my kids were little one or both of them did something unsafe that scared me. I told them that if anything ever happened to them, that I would be the saddest mommy in the world. 

Today is 7 months since Eddie died and now I know that is not true.

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

@deestiv @bookfaeriex_ You should see the hate she got for fundraising for kids in Gaza, Sudan, the Congo, and Ukraine 🥴

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

A dream come true 😭

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

She gave a hungry fox food and he came back with friends 🥹❤️

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

Not sorry but someone writing “finish them” on a bomb meant to kill children should absolutely get nobody’s vote. There is no justification for her actions.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Well well well- Rihanna you're doing AMAZING sweetie

[🤘🏼 @pbandjaaam]

The way I’d knock a woman’s teeth out for texting my husband like thissss. 😮‍💨