Phil Kelly

I’ll bring you flowers, in the pouring rain. Living without you is driving me insane.

[Europe Defender 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @oroborous]

when you're so corrupt that even the UEFA is shocked

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Just to be clear, then. FIFA:

1) can't possibly intervene when Iran are forced to move, a referee is denied a visa, or fans are barred from the USA

2) can absolutely intervene when a decision goes against the USA that Donald Trump doesn't like

Smashing. All know where we stand

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Recently, FIFA suspended Nepal’s football federation over government interference. Several federations have faced sanctions for the same reason.

Now we learn the White House made a direct call to FIFA asking Infantino to review Balogun’s red card.

FIFA insists the decision was handled by an independent disciplinary panel and could not be influenced externally.

But how is a direct call from a government to FIFA over a player’s suspension not, at the very least, political interference?

[Maku @TropicalMaku]

You might want to change this @PlayStation 🤡

[Smear.Sys @Smear_Sys]

@PlayStation this is what happens when you buy digital bw

[Calmac's white mask @rynrbrtsn]

It's mental seeing the meltdown around this. 400k of party money being misspent on a caravan and they want to string her up like shes hitler. 10 billion in covid contracts goes missing to tories and its tumbleweeds

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

I can tweet but I can’t reply to anyone. Guess that’s the price for still having the bird icon

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

Everybody should do this, even if you have decided to boycott the contest. In fact, especially if you have decided to boycott the contest.

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

@Tommylarghi Such a nice dick. I miss seeing it regularly on the alt 🤤🤤

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

@MrLucaDoe 🔥🔥

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

@MrLucaDoe So heiß 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

@Hairyladgamer No trimming 😤 we don’t stand for crimes against humanity in this house and trimming that bush would be a crime

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

Pot. Kettle.

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

JUST IN: Elon Musk claims OpenAI “maximizes the money they make by lying to users.”

[Ewan Morrison @MrEwanMorrison]

ChatGPT mistakes English for Portuguese, doubles down on its error, then thinks English is Spanish.
We are really seeing now how dumb it's been to pretend that next-token-predictors are actually intelligent.
Cancel that data centre build before a trillion $ is wasted.

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

@Hairyladgamer Shame to waste hangover horn on being alone 😔😔

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

@menacrossthebrd Should pile drive into me instead 😈

[Phil Kelly @pbk1989]

@deadbeardaddy Oh no, we really would