Patrick Blindauer

The word is my oyster. he/him

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

Most people don't know this but King Tut changed his name. It was originally King Tsk. I'll show myself out.

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

@Ask_Spectrum Uhhh no. I’m waiting to be escalated to Tier Infinity.

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

TFW you spend an hour on the phone with spectrum who are holding your phone number hostage. Guess it’s time for a new number! #dobetterspectrum

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

THIS STATUS IS JOY

I have confused
the letters
that were in
the poem

and which
you were busily
scribbling
for a book

Forgive me
they were a pale view
so sad
and so exact

#anagram

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

TFW you already got paid on the first day and the producer gives everybody a surprise check on closing. Who does that? Upstream, that’s who.

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

Constrained poetry = encrypted orations.

#anagram

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

TFW you seize the day for your Ragtime audition.

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

TFW you remember your “old” professor beating YOUR ENTIRE CLASS at tag. #webco #garyglasgow

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

Fool am I,
sad as I'm aloof.

#palindrome

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

TFW you laugh doing dishes bec you remember @tomridgely calling them “water chores” 😂

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

Be in a reading of "waiting for lefty"? I'll do it! oh that guy's in it? Nevermind! oh I get to punch him? I'll do it!

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

my new favorite terrible answer lol

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

May a root, atop a moor,
groom a potato or a yam?

#palindrome

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

I’m old enough to remember Will’s handwritten post-its on the returned MS. “Too many words.” and “Too common a theme, I’m afraid.”

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

back in the saddle again... and now we wait!

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

@yourethatnerd it really is the hardest part

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

my own private #mysteryhunt is IDing random components for #boardgames for strangers on the internet

[Patrick Blindauer @pblindauer]

the best kind of research:
Marin Mazzie - Back to Before (Ragtime) July 4, 1998 https://t.co/eTBTUvhZkH