Blades

the missiles on my arm? those are my peacetime missiles! don’t worry about it. (minors/mechpreg dni)

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@DogBuffet he has this stupid fucking joint. and you get to destroy it! you’ll be the biggest star at that racist country singer’s bar!

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@CMOFirstAid you’re the one who works medical hours! you’re the busy one!

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[ah @4hllee]

g1 groove comm 😇😇 someone help him!!

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@CMOFirstAid ooooh. i’m first aid. let me just post about how my soul ties are chopped liver! that’ll do it!

[ً @girlpov]

taps the sign

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@gowiththegroove @nitrogenbot sorry, but 4:1 means we’ve got you beat!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

A glass of water. Try out, you will no regret

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@gowiththegroove what if we just keep letting him think it’s like asking the teacher to go to the bathroom?

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@nitrogenbot the what? you sound like you’re in an episode of star trek!

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

you're more than just a friend to me, you're a test of my belief in people at large. no pressure though.

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@CMOFirstAid well i didn’t have the craving until you said you missed it. now i miss it.

[Pengu @Penguxn]

if you think uncomfortable conversations are hard wait until you see the results of not having them

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@nitrogenbot it better not be ragebait.

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@CMOFirstAid @Ratchet22783054 we have cameras to cover the square footage that stationed personnel cannot. should you seek to reduce the state of surveillance, you’re free to put your eyes on the halls! do you want to sign up for shifts, ratchet? you seem really passionate!

[Blades @pbotBlades]

@WHEELJACK_LOSEZ no. we have beastformers on the ship. go ask doublecross.

[Blades @pbotBlades]

save for springer’s fuck ass spark, most of you are not going through something unique every time you undergo change or conflict! seek help instead of helplessness. talk to a fellow bot!