Paul Bove

Gibbet builder.

If St. Paul were alive today, y'all be getting a letter.

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@elobornola @ClayTravis Because you're an idiot.

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@gregsaysso

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@RubenGallego You. Are. A. Liar.

And holy fuck Twitter, am I going to see this picture from now till November!?!

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@jamestalarico You. Are. A. Liar.

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@AmericaPapaBear She should be found guilty. 12:01am the next morning she should be executed.

This government is not violent enough towards those who have clearly forfeited their right to life. From Decarlos Brown to Lindsay Clancy, they should end up oscillating on the end of a rope.

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@avpk11 By the way, the ratio. Holy smokes.

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@avpk11 If you dumped your significant other for supporting Lindsay Clancy you........dodged a bullet.

Fixed it for ya.

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@LaurenUnderwood This is a lie and you know it. There is never been a fund, only government IOUs.

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@BenVerlander Same.

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@tigers I wanted a run into the playoffs and October baseball. With Skubal. This is a good team, but with fatal flaws.

I can't believe I'm saying trade Skubal. And launch the bullpen into the Sun.

Harris/Hinch should be choking on their shortest of leashes.

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@tigers I wanted a run into the playoffs and October baseball. With Skubal. This is a good team, but with fatal flaws.

I can't believe I'm saying trade Skubal. And launch the bullpen into the Sun.

Harris/Hinch should be choking on their shortest of leashes.

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@SenatorDurbin We used to be a proper country. Not that long ago, @Dr_AnthonyFauci would be on the front lawn of the Capital Building. Oscillating at the end of a rope.

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Kyle Fucking Finnegan.

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@BarbMcQuade @tigers Skubal is a Ferrari. The Tigers cannot afford a Ferrari so he will be gone after this year.

To those who say trade him so you don't get nothing for him, you are wrong. The Tigers will get a compensatory pick. And October.

No prospect is worth giving up a playoff run.

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@PolitiBunny Reminds me of the bumper sticker "Jesus Loves You. The rest of us think you're an asshole".

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@PolitiBunny Rock album vibe.

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@miles_commodore They're fast, their buns are fresh, and they use a lot of mayo. Not gourmet, but at times that works.

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@Frank412_DaTank @MattWalshBlog Shawshank is leftist pap. Goodfellas is a guilty pleasure but to say it's better than Godfather is heresy.

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@miles_commodore Bonds, because without PEDs he still would have been a first ballot Hall of Famer.

And Rose. He bet, but sure as hell never against his team. To disappear his 4256 hits is such a Stalinistic/KGB move. Nevermind that MLB today is brought to you by BetMGM/FanDuel/DraftKings.

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@PolitiBunny Yes! No more fake time.

Everyone can easily adjust their schedule to consume as much daylight as they would like.

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@cmccosky How is Ginn 8th in walks? He has command of the strike zone.