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If loving God is cringe, I don’t want to be based

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@JamesNotJamie1 I saw someone the other day post this image with ME/CFS pasted over AIDS

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Feeling extremely attacked

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

hope this helps

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What’s the billable number for shitting one’s brains out?

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I am once again being obliterated at work but I am grateful for my nice comfy life and my family and the Celsius energy drink company

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They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

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Kirkland is being nice about something

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“My hiring strategy? Don’t hire anyone who has ever worked for even a moderately chill or prestigious company in the past”

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I’ve seen people on instagram and LinkedIn talking about hiring managers using a “coffee cup test,” where you offer interviewees coffee and then screen them out if they leave the cup behind when they leave the conference room instead of asking what to do with it, as if any normal white collar job would ask you to clean up the conference room after a meeting

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@JamesNotJamie1 @uncledoomer Cargo shorts and a tri-force shirt are significantly less concerning than this pic

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@QiaochuYuan This is such an uncommon ask that, to the extent it was some kind of signal, no one would fault you for missing it

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@atlanticesque Some British credit agreements just put in all of chapter 11 to try to get the benefit via contract

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@HabCorpLinguist It was actually about five minutes

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@baltic_dan I’m sure he’s really proud of you

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Guy who wears head-to-toe uniqlo and a Rolex

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@dumbbitchcap @vocalcry Maybe it’s just because I’ve been doing vacation stuff when I’ve been in Miami, but one of the major things that stands out to me about it is how much better 99% of customer service interactions are there than in NY

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@loquitur_ponte @joshualowenthal In all seriousness, this will be great

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Genuine answer is that the stable 30-year-olds left when you make this call are the ones who didn’t get scooped up by the women who used a different strategy. Your median “settling” option gets worse each year

[bronzebust @bronzebust]

I see a lot of hate for "hypergamous" women online, but I think dating up as aggressively as you can in your 20s, and then settling down with a responsible, stable man in your 30s is totally justified and might be the best, most rational strategy for many women.

Is there an argument against this, or is just resentment from men with fewer options?

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@iniquitypartner Yeah, that kind of role, serving multiple transactional groups but not a “deal lawyer” in any of them

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Does anyone work in a specialist-type role in biglaw (or know someone who does) who would be down to chat about it with me? Trying to get a sense of the lifestyle and don’t necessarily want to ask that type of question to people I work with

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These rates are 100% reasonable sorry

[Sujeet Indap @sindap]

Davis Polk this week submitted $4.8 million in April-only billings to bankruptcy court overseeing Spirit Airlines case, including three 2nd yr associates charging $1,410/hr who together cost $725k:

https://t.co/YxyN9VN17A

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Best thing that works for me is tricking myself: “you don’t have to draft that doc right now. Just get the notes out…okay the notes are out you don’t have to draft the doc just create the blank document…okay you don’t have to draft it, just do a few minutes of research” until you’ve drafted the doc

[g a b y @gabydvj]

has anyone figured out how to make yourself do things you dont want to do without sitting around idly for hours thinking about how you have to do things you dont want to do. anyone at all?