Parker Brown

[Parker Brown @pbrown2427]

@Sbrown1597 I mean are we talking about better or worth more on the market... only one can run and only one is 25 and arguably at the beginning of his prime...

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

To celebrate Messi's record-breaking 644th goal for Barcelona, Budweiser have sent a personalised bottle to every one of the 160 goalkeepers he's scored against.

Some will be getting an entire crate! 🍺😅

[spider-punk @Spi_der_punk]

looking in the mirror after a clean shave is one of the most humiliating experiences i’ve ever encountered

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

BREAKING: Oklahoma Police have arrested Thunder GM Sam Presti after he was spotted robbing the Sixers blind

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

@wojespn Pelicans: “If you’re going to give us Eric Bledsoe and George Hill, we’re going to need some first round picks”

Bucks:

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@K1 really smiled when he saw @DeAndreHopkins 1 on 1 😏

(via @NFL)

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

If Mahomes makes this throw the announcers cream their pants for 10 minutes

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Sam Darnold, breaking lose against the Broncos defense #DENvsNYJ

[Lisa Fleisher @lisafleisher]

Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.

[⚡️J Flow ⚡️ @Chief_JD]

Arizona Tea so raw for staying $1 during trials and tribulations

[Dirk Chatelain @dirkchatelain]

This is the political discourse we need in America.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Whoever said one person can’t change the world never ate an undercooked bat

[William Crawley @williamcrawley]

I don’t know who this is, but he’s made my day.

[x - The Caffeinated Therapist 🐝 @bellabee13]

Schools close, Tom Hanks, trouble in the big banks, no vaccine, quarantine, no more toilet paper seen.

Travel ban, Weinstein, panic COVID-19, NBA, gone away, what else do I have to sayyyyyy

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

2020 has been so shitty. kobe died, the economy is crashing, coronavirus is shutting everything down..... its like god got bored and handed over the controller to the angel of a florida man

[DC @draftcheat]

XFL sucks... but what about XLB?

• PEDs allowed
• Steal all the signs you want
• No punishments for beanings or mound charging
• Metal bats
• Baserunners are out if you hit them with baseball
• All home runs must be bat flipped
• Pete Rose is commissioner