Clark Templeton

I am vengeance. I am the night. I am.....

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

Mutual suffering: the glue that builds friendships and binds humanity together.

[sunny @thePiggsBoson]

Quantum Physics! 🐈

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

Searching for true love doesn't have a candle to hold against searching for motivation.

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

@NikoSarcevic Can you tell me if my cat is alive? I'm afraid to check

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

What if the easy way out doesn't exist?

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

"I'm optimistic that we will get a vaccine. Now that doesn't mean we will get a vaccine, that just means I'm an optimist"
-David Baltimore (Nobel Laureate)

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

There is no weirdness without others

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

Chipotle is the best fast casual restaurant. Change my mind.

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

There's no crying aboard the yacht.

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

Monday and it's raining Might just throw in the towel on the rest of the week. #MondayBlues

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

You say stretch after working out, I hear collapse in a sweaty pile of exhaustion but stick a leg out

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Sometimes I wonder if people who aggressively seek political power are precisely those who should not be entrusted to wield it.

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

Do dogs ever step in poop and think who didn't pick up after their human?

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

Where speech fails, touch compensates.

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

Why does buying fresh fruit from Walmart feel like playing Russian Roulette? Is there a worm in that apple, only one way to know...

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

When you are trying to be an adult and save money but the store has light sabers on sale. #innerchild

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Clark Templeton @pbrun03]

When you don't know whether it's the bike or you making that popping noise. #canigetatuneup