Patty Dirlam

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[Metro Forward @wmata]

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Zero days gone by without benefiting from y=mx+b 💛

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

another day without using y=mx+b

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He forgot to put his tongue away 😭 rn he is napping with it still poking out 😭😭😭

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Everyone look at him

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Remember when Justin tried so hard to blackfish in his boyfriend era but he actually just looked lesbian

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*Grandma got run over by a reindeer comes on*
My mom to her mom: “listen! it’s your song, mom!”

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@BretNButtah https://t.co/4fvUpOmIXp ❗️

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When you’re a woman traveling alone at night and you feel extra on edge because you’re dressed like a silly little cartoon mammal

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This man just drove up to me to ask if I’m ok
Had to explain that no I am not — I’m listening to Red (Taylor’s Version) with noise cancelling headphones volume maxed out

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In case any of you were curious what string of dolphin blooms look like :-)

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My lil bro’s passport pic then and now 🤯🥺

[Preciou.sss🌷🧡🐘 @PrincesssssPre]

-This lil boy in Walmart coughed and said “please lord I’m only 8” 😭😭🤣🤣

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@FerrisWheel18 Thank you Andrew 💛

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T god y’all

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Check out my dad flexing the stein I made him :’)

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Progress report on my first ever commission :)

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Is this man hot

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Need a favor from you guys

[Phil @metsndfan]

Pretty tough to narrow down the history of mankind to a 4 event timeline but my APUSH book thought it could be done