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[P @pcfromkc]

this is why i don’t go anywhere especially with my child at this point. “Don’t live your life scared”. No. IT IS SCARY. A fucking SUPER-BOWL PARADE CELEBRATION.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

“The Gentleman behind you bought you this drink”

The Gentleman behind you:

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

When I give my friends advice but sprinkle in that “idk tho” at the end so i don’t get blamed

[P @pcfromkc]

@bnuuypuff Looks itchy.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy”

me after lunch:

[P @pcfromkc]

Things I’ve done before 10 am
Woke up
Got ready
Did yoga
Made coffee
Got Denny up
Got her ready
Let the dogs out
Switched over and started laundry
Made Denny breakfast
Cleaned up kitchen
Did a Christmas craft with Denden
I think I may be a morning person now?!?

[P @pcfromkc]

Why are toddlers 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[P @pcfromkc]

Mike Vrabel just pisses me off. Idk why. Maybe it’s the excessive gel? Idk.

[P @pcfromkc]

Update. I did infact marry John

[P @pcfromkc]

I get to marry John one day

[P @pcfromkc]

@TeamBFlowers24 I mean? I’ve always watched NFL? I’ve been more into baseball/basketball until the last couple of years? Lmao.

[P @pcfromkc]

GOD THE WHOLE LEAGUE IS JUST ASS TRASH

[P @pcfromkc]

@TeamBFlowers24 Scroll down my Twitter? Lmfao.

[P @pcfromkc]

@SarahhJenks His brain needs studied.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

first date idea: you take me to the park and watch how high i can swing

[P @pcfromkc]

@0liviajulianna Queen lemme give you the answer. Y E S don’t waste your time on hold or waiting on a call back from your dr. You may feel like shit later but yes. It’s safe.