Paige Victoria

Raising my own dirt road kids, counseling the rest. Supporter of Teachers • Agriculture • and Parenting Fails •

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

The 4 year old has been practicing his rhyming skills for weeks now. Usually the words are made up, but after school today he hit me with some real words. Somehow “Ditch Bitch” made my entire week by Monday at 4pm.

[James DiNicolantonio @drjamesdinic]

To live longer, eat healthy. 🥩
To build muscle, lift weights. 🏋️‍♀️
To calm your mind, walk.🚶‍♂️
To feel better, get sunlight. ☀️
To gain energy, hydrate.🧂💦
To get fit, exercise. 🏃‍♂️

Combine these and you’re
superhuman.

[🔥Teachers On Fire @TeachersOnFire]

“Phones are the biggest issue.”

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

And those of us in the trenches fighting the fight for our kids everyday… are freaking out. This ship is sinking, fast.

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

4 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗚𝗢
“More than ever, teachers are underpaid and disrespected”

“Oh well, teachers need to stop complaining and quit”

𝗡𝗢𝗪
Currently, the US is facing a STEEP shortage of teachers, with 300,000+ vacancies nationwide turning the education system on its head.

[𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 @DrBradJohnson]

Sometimes the best teaching strategy is simply to let students know you care about them as a person.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

@mrs_pirner Not sure on percentages but conferences last night were poorly attended. Half the amount of parents that we had in the fall.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

Co-worker asked me if my hubby got me anything for Valentine’s Day. Well no, but he is at a bull sale so I guess it’ll be the most expensive Valentine’s Day of them all. #Priority #IYKYK #ranchwifelife

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

Parents, remind yourself….teachers have 30 of these in their classroom 😂

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

“Mrs. Stewart, wanna be in my Be Real?” “Omg you guys, Mrs. Stewart has a Stanley cup, she’s so on trend.”

Post winter break 2023. Wake me up when it’s 2024. #millenialschoolcounselor

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

I guess I should be a @Vikings fan again. #SKOL

This tweet probably just jinxed them.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

Made beef stroganoff for supper. Middle child looks me dead in the eyes and fake throws up because he thinks it’s gross. #oscarworthy

[Tom Rogers @RogersHistory]

Parents shouldn’t ever be able to make the life of a teacher a misery for doing their job, we need accountability for parents who crush the spirit of great teachers and school leaders.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

If you’ve ever thought about becoming a ranch wife, just know that every year on your birthday the cows will get out. #ranchwifelife #likeclockwork

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

5: “Dad, turn on God Makes the Good Stuff.”

That’s it, that’s the tweet. 🙌🏼

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

20 6th graders singing along to @backstreetboys is the dopamine boost I needed today. #millenialschoolcounselor #iwantitthatway

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

“Mrs. Stewart, I was on #tiktok for 42 hours last week.” -8th grader.
Call me old but this generation is lost. Parents of teens, wake up.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

The husband keeps leaving little bowls of vinegar out trying to catch all these *expletive* fruit flies. I have yet to determine whether I’m impressed or annoyed by his efforts.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

@S_SFarms Don’t worry, Tanner and I talked about this. I’m quitting my day job 💪🏼

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

@S_SFarms Take me on vacation and I’ll stop.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

Midwesterners in a tweet: “Ope, can’t complain. If I did nobody would listen anyway.”

Later…complains about politics, the weather, general disappointments. And they’re right, nobody is listening.

[Paige Victoria @pchamp87]

My middle child is convinced the mole on the bottom of his foot is chocolate. He’s currently trying to lick it off. Is this where disappointment starts?