Preston Chen

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

Chinese five spice is just five spice to a guy like me

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

Don’t think I’ve ever not burned the roof of my mouth on pizza. #stayhungry #gogetter

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

I’m the Michael Jordan of packing all of your stuff into a car so that you can’t see anything

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

@zachpavlisin This is elite level hating

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

Double melatonin bout to put my ass to sleep. Ole hungry ass bout to feast tomorrow. #thanks

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

@lauryn_pugh I bet you’ve never heard the number 237,481 said out loud

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

Birds be chirping loud as hell for no reason

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

And if so, does having one’s dogs out become an endearing action?

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

Did “knocked my socks off” predict the youth’s obsession with “dogs out”???

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

Shower thought: How do I turn this thing on?

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

@jwforsen3 Phenomenal tweet Will!

[Will Forsen @jwforsen3]

Hey! @zachpavlisin likes grapes and I beat him in chess yesterday

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

@G2EJ_ @jwforsen3 Hey go fuck yourself

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

@jwforsen3 @aidang79 thoughts?

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

@Er1cWh1te Is this why you listen to Nav

[Preston Chen @pchenners]

@CarneAsado

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

If the Chiefs don't find a way to get Khalen Saunders the ball this season I'm going to be actually mad.