Paul Crawford

All We Want From You Are The Kicks You’ve Given Us.

[Paul Crawford @pcizzle999]

@PhilippeAuclair Even though he wasn’t Mexican, but lived in the DF I believe; the Mexican Squad numbers 2-4 in the 2002 World Cup were Gabriel, Garcia, and Marquez.

[David Squires @squires_david]

Here’s this week’s cartoon:

https://t.co/YS4dtyKlHW

[Ted Cruz Called The FBI on me @weareronin47]

Alabama got a new tradition,
Happy Chairteenth

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

friendly reminder: primaries are for hashing out the direction of the party, general elections are for beating the fucking fascists

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account.

But he didn't.

Don't RT 🤣

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like “it’s ya boy tarantula dick”

[Gary Hershorn @GaryHershorn]

The quick progression of a thunderstorm moving across the Hudson River into lower Manhattan and One World Trade Center from NJ, seen from the Empire State Building in New York City, Friday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #thunderstorm

[jezz @JezziiB]

The reason presidents are limited to two terms is because the last time we had a president who was a Democratic Socialist, the people elected him four straight times..

[Paul Crawford @pcizzle999]

@chibchenko The second season is actually the second best one.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Putting your hand up to participate in democracy is no easy thing. Thank you for running, Congresswoman. Looking forward to uniting this fall to beat Mike Rogers. Because what unites us is so much bigger than what divides us.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A young man in NYC shared a video on TikTok at the start of his day tagging Mamdani about a pothole and by the end of the day, it was fixed

[Luís Figo @LuisFigo]

Today I join others from across our game and call for Gianni Infantino to resign as FIFA President.

Infantino has debased the office that he promised to elevate. He has lied, deceived and tried to feather his own nest at the expense of the game he is supposed to serve. 

He has lost the support of his senior staff, his closest advisers, the vast majority of people who devote their lives to this sport and even, it would seem, the FIFA Peace Prize winner. 

It is too late to save his dignity but it is not too late to save football. He should go. Now.

#Infantinout

https://t.co/j93k5MnlK2

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Abdul El-Sayed

[Osasu Obayiuwana @osasuo]

Want a quick education on how the football world sees the ongoing @FIFAcom crisis? Read this @guardian explainer of which I am a part, in conjunction with @NickAmes82, @AnAbnos, @JohnnyDuerden and @marc_cart. https://t.co/K6PGcoetqH

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

This spring I sat down with Sharyn Alfonsi of 60 Minutes for an extensive interview about my Epstein investigation. Subsequently, CBS pulled the segment and fired the reporter. The MAGA buyout of media has unquestionably aided the Trump administration’s cover up.

[Paul Crawford @pcizzle999]

@fuckyouiquit @FightForAUnion Done and Done.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Damn...yall wild for this

[David Squires @squires_david]

Here’s this week’s cartoon:

https://t.co/rJXPqtoyBp

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

GUY ON THE STREET: Hey, it’s the fat guy from Superbad.

JONAH HILL:

[Paul Crawford @pcizzle999]

@donwinslow Black Rain.