paige conley

home is where the potholes are 🌉

[paige conley @pconn32]

It’s getting hotter and harder to ignore the chocolate bar i dropped under my drivers seat in January but can’t reach

[paige conley @pconn32]

Love that terry has his own lottery

[paige conley @pconn32]

@expatpghgirl Yay! A great film to be my first film credit.

[paige conley @pconn32]

@PasteMalone Absolutely never. why

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

You should be able to do a crime if it’s silly

[TILF Recipient of 2025 @bingowings19]

I’m currently living with epilepsy and I’m looking for either in-person support groups or online support groups. Anyone have any recommendations? #epilepsy

[paige conley @pconn32]

@a_m0rill0 Was it colin?

[Joe Frick @joefrk]

Will you ever call it Acrisure Stadium?

Me:

[Blitzburgh @Blitz_Burgh]

#HereWeGo #Steelers

[Jordan DeFigio @fidgenewton]

she’s a 10 but they renamed her after a michigan based insurance company

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“wya” my limit bro, i’m at my limit

[paige conley @pconn32]

A commune sounds great right about now i mean fr

[paige conley @pconn32]

Everytime i talk to any kind of doctor they’re basically like “i suggest you find a different career.” THANKS BACK AT YA.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

I can't fathom any woman still voting Republican.

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[paige conley @pconn32]

@julianamargfoy Now imagine having a roommate who…

[paige conley @pconn32]

Hope you’re enjoying your fancy expensive headlights while you ride my ass bc it makes me think you could be a cop.