Patrick Connell

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[TWIABP&IANLATD @twiabp]

Brand New announcing a tour with the comments turned off is actually hilarious

[Rebel @TheLibertyRebel]

Nobody over 70 should be allowed to vote.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

How this isn’t an immediate impeach and remove from office situation blows my mind. There isn’t a word invented in the English language for this level of pure corruption. This country is fucking cooked.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

another seat israel bought.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I guess my retirement plan should’ve been storming the Capitol on January 6th and waiting to get compensated.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@WhiteHouse Nazi Inbred Cuck Edgelords

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

We really just need to open up National Parks for free to MAGA this summer and advertise the "Pet A Live Bison" experience. Natural selection will handle the rest.

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

Nuremberg trials for the entire administration-for this and every other wretched thing they’ve done

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

sums up trumps america in one easy headline

[DRUSKI @druski]

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

US is allowing Iranian oil to pass through the Strait of Hormuz

[mel blanc @veIvetines]

raises your healthcare premiums, halts snap, cuts grants and federal aid, withdraws from WHO, liquifies RvW, resumes student loan payments, makes medical debt show up on your credit history, gas up, tariffs, groceries up, unemployment surging, dismantles the DOE, gestapo raids, prematurely starts a war, doesn’t care if you get housing, and is an accomplice to child sexual exploitation at BEST.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump: I'm tariffing all of our greedy allies.

I trust Russia more than some of our so called FRIENDS.

I don't know if we need NATO

I don't know if I'd honor article 5.

Canada's our 51'st State.

Greenland will be ours.

WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME!!! 😭

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

If you’re in the 29% - you are factually and statistically one of the dumbest buckets of shit I’ve ever spoken to

[Ranthony @ChiefTeef8]

*votes to destabilize the world*

15 months later:

[Wolf & Jokers Inc 🇦🇺 @BlackWolfDNA]

Trump approval rating: 27%

Adult US Illiteracy Rate: 28%

#Fellas

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

definition “they hate what they can’t compete with”