CookieMan

Everything can be solved with a cookie. Healthcare worker. #humor #hashtagger #boomersooner

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@its_The_Dr

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@tugce190333 I would’ve loved to be at this interview

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Yesterday, I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work.

Thankfully, I was already at work

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Sadly, it was also D-day for a number of kids on their last day of school. #reportcard

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@guyfelicella Closed the border. Crime rate down. Strong military. 2 genders. Safe Capitol. Rule of Law. Patriotism

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@KhanSaba1278 The Wizard of Oz. First 20 minutes

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@LangmanVince Enemy at the Gate, The Hunt for Red October, Crimson Tide, Fury, the Great Escape, Bridge Over the River Kwai

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@ABridgen Mars used to be bustling with cats until NASA sent Curiosity

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@Dadsaysjokes Is that an actual calculation or just a shot in the dark?

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@Skint_Eastwood1 A created being who denies his creator and decides to be his own “little g” god. That’s exactly what Lucifer did. It seems so smart until you get to that last trumpet call. There’s still time to become more enlightened Ricky. Don’t wait

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If you know, you know

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Vive la France

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@hshLauraJ Kamallama dingdong

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Fun fact of the day:

While Alan Turing was cracking codes in WW2, his sister, Kay, was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.

She went on to create a whole new concept of providing food to large groups.

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True story from the radiology department:
Patient: "I don't mean to sound racist but why is my baby black?"

Tech: "Uh, this is just an ultrasound"

*silence

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You healthnuts can say what you want but high cholesterol foods will always have a special place in my heart

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The devil whispered in my ear, "you're not strong enough to withstand the storm."

I whispered in the devil's ear, "I love your eggs."

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What’s heavier; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

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Many of you probably don't know that I used to be a FreeLance Journalist.

Apparently, I wasn't very good. Lance is still in jail.

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The guy at Cost Saver told me what I needed was on the "cracker aisle." I'm thinking about suing. #honkyproblems