Perry Cooper

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[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Columbia are hunting so far. James Rodriguez rolling back the years. Plus there’s no way this is the same Jhon Arias who was at Wolves, he’s been electric. If they had this version of him & Mane linking up, that would’ve been something. They can’t get the ball off him

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

@City_Xtra @TimesSport Maresca can seriously fuck off. “Enzo Fernandez” & now Gusto links? I don’t want to see anymore Chelsea player links unless it’s Palmer, Estevao or Reece James

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

@City_Xtra @JacobsBen @alex_crook The more I think about it, I’m down to clear out our midfield. Kovacic is a given but even Nico G & Reijnders too. Get Anderson over the line, add Bouaddi & this might be unpopular but Camavinga. Young, technical, athletic. I think he suits the Premier league & City very well

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Zlatan going for Alexi Lalas whilst sat right next to him. All the time in the world for that, have him up. 🫡

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Not gonna lie this is about to be as good as the Portugal hate watch. Konsa & Madueke in a World Cup starting XI with Guehi on the bench? Tuchel a true German

[England @England]

Your #ThreeLions to take on Croatia! 👊

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

This Messi performance means we’re about to see unholy levels of greed when it comes to Ronaldo’s shot selection in Portugals opener

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Seriously how in 2026 is “Lautaro Martinez” starting over Julian Alavarez?? Genuinely, he’s the Viktor Gyokeres of Sergio Agueros

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Fucking Odegaard man. Lost the ball with a shocking pass then just switches off on the goal. Literally can’t even complete a 3 yard pass. For every one thing Haaland does right, Odegaard does 2 wrong. Get him off man & put Bobb on. Useless cunt

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Trent had to have sexual relations with Tuchel’s wife at this point

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 OFFICIAL: England confirm Tino Livramento will be out of the World Cup due to injury.

Trevoh Chalobah has been called up. ✅

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Listen I love Ruben to death but this makes sense for all parties. He fits Madrid style of play & we have too many CBs. If Reis goes on loan again, I can’t see a world where he wants to stay or doesn’t leave permanently in ‘27. Gvardiol, Guehi, Khusanov & Reis. Timing is perfect

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

At the request of José Mourinho, Real Madrid are considering a move for #ManCity's Ruben Dias.

[via @ESPNBrasil]

[HausenKS 🌾🇺🇸 @HausenKS]

Getting the English team to sign The Declaration of Independence.

Classic 😎

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Doku man what are you doing? Forget the shot & missed foul, he’s slowing it down way too much. He had a few chances on the left to go at his man 1v1 and he just waited for the second defender. Belgium as a whole are just too slow & casual. Someone’s gotta find some initiative

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Don’t let him touch transfers ever. Cucurella? Are you serious? Also when is he going to be announced? With the time it’s taken surely we could’ve tried to poach an actual top manager. The longer this takes, the less appealing he’s becoming to me

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Incoming #ManCity coach Enzo Maresca had shown interest in Marc Cucurella, who is now set to join Real Madrid from Chelsea for €60M.

[via @David_Ornstein]

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Genuinely can’t wait to see what Mother Nature has in store for them on the 4th of July. Btw haven’t heard a peep out of the Algeria camp who isn’t far from them. Tea soaked twats

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The England squad were told to SHELTER indoors on Saturday evening after a TORNADO warning was issued in Kansas City.

The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning'.

— @TheAthleticFC

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

If Nottingham Forrest are fucking about on the next Elliot Anderson bid, get this Bouaddi kid. He’s been on fire this whole game. Controlling tempo, breaking lines, winning it, he’s doing it all. How’s he only 18??? He’s playing like 2018 Toni Kroos out there

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

will be attempting to get the entire stadium to hold four fingers up during the second half hydration break

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Not to keep beating a dead horse but Ibanez should be on a plane home. I’m not Brazilian nor do I know any Brazilians but he’s so bad that it’s pissing me off as a neutral spectator. Honestly, if I see him on the screen in the second half, I’m reporting him to ICE

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Bar the obvious trash Brazils midfield has been & Ibanez, who is fucking pants btw, where is Raphinha? He’s spent less time on the right wing than Future has with his kids. Cunha has to come on at halftime. Thiago could have 2 goals but the reflection off his head is blinding him

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Vini is looking sharp to be fair. Everyone else is careless and passive. Interesting it’s the one time Hakimi isn’t back & needed cover. Too easy for him to cut back onto his right. Gotta say if there’s one player Morocco can’t let get going it’s Vini

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

🚨🇧🇷 Vinicius Jr

Brazil 1-1 Morocco.

Make sure you’re following @WorldCup26HQ for everything related to the World Cup. https://t.co/BLgehQ4Jt8

[Perry Cooper @pcoop_]

Brazil’s midfield is shocking right now, along with Ibanez. Casemiro, Paqueta & Bruno are way too close, occupying the same 10 yards in possession. Sloppy passes, taking too much time on the ball & getting bullied off it. Igor Thiago will without a doubt get hooked at halftime