Paul Crafton

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[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

@yoreidyo @pillowheadd What the hell does that mean that’s not English

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

Cash once gave TJ a standing invitation to come over and swim any time. This is a question for @nottjmiller if you showed up and no one has been in the water yet would you say I drove my Chevy to the levy’s but the levy’s were dry?

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

Why do we say “in” the morning but if it happens later it’s “at” night. 9 in the morning, 9 at night? #maskers @CashingInQuotes

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Twitter in my opinion is the dumbest and most confusing means of social media but I redownloaded it just to message the podcast @CashingInQuotes every one should check it out!!! @CashLevy @nottjmiller

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Thanks

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

Dillon: my phone broke yesterday
Me: how do you know you have an Android?

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

The only reason people use Facebook anymore is to say I'm pregnant or getting married.

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Damn that's funny https://t.co/tzWzdz1TYz

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

So I'm watching NBC awaiting Hillarys remarks, she's postponed it hours now everyone in the room looks like there going to cry. IM SO HAPPY!

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

I'm all for strengthening our fan base. But do we really want these guys everywhere https://t.co/jRzyaslpeR

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Pokémon trainers, dress up in your best cosplay & join us for Pokémon Safari Gen. 2.

>> https://t.co/A3REEcQNky

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you make the last cup in beer pong https://t.co/kPEYu8ogkY

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For those who were going to make a 9/11 joke today don't. It's just PLANE wrong

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

If someone wrongs me, I don't get even, I get lost. Deuces!

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

"I didn't think you'd find out"
Is a reason to why you drink straight from the milk jug not cheat on someone

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

@_JeremyChurch I hate those guys hahaha

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Just because there your best friend
Doesn't mean there a good friend

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"Twice as much isn't twice as good"

[Paul Crafton @pcrafton93]

#Flabbergasted https://t.co/DdhS4A2awn

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

Jaws is alive and well https://t.co/UrbxsABe7m