phillip cranberry

Gang/ster

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

Them US military edits do not be hitting the same since we couldn’t even beat a 3rd world country with no leader like Iran with the help of another top 10 military in Israel #cooked #figureitout #fuck

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

@BarackObama Yes but have u seen how the Sox have bounced back after firing Cora Mr Obama? Big stuff coming outta Bean Town these days hopefully!!

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

How do people go to the club and hit on women? I show up to the club and can barely talk to my own friends I’m so fucking drunk

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

@cole62491 @MicahhParsons11 I would agree, except 2 things can be true: AJ Brown isn’t very good and isn’t a top 15 receiver in the league AND the Eagles also stink. They’re both (happily) problems!!!

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

Ice hockey is still the best sport in the world. Thanks to all other participants!

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

If Geekie passes up another fucking shot I’m personally storming the capitol (lowercase C, not Capitol) cause this shit ridiculous

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

@MLB @RedSox Phillip would like one of these

[MLB @MLB]

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[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

@cole62491 @ClashofClans I’m currently on nearly 2 weeks of semen retention but this is the closest I’ve been to breaking it! Might do some edging for a hair of entertainment. Thanks for the material!

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

LA has one of the worst choices in a mayoral race I’ve seen. Karen Bass is a fat old retard that cares about retirement more than anything else and Spencer Pratt is a failed reality TV host that has been irrelevant for 2 decades and his house (tragically) burned so now is broke

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

Dublin airport gotta be a bottom 3 airport

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

Jacking off is like going to the DMV, the quicker it goes by, the better you feel #real

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

@cole62491 @MicahhParsons11 mf clearly got paid cause i aint got da cash to be paying my way to win GAHDAMN

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

Hey yall. I ain’t got nun to say tonight, just wanted yall to know I still exist. Goodnight world, sleep well ❤️

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

@MLB I would like this ball pls @mlb

[MLB @MLB]

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[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

I am not a religious man but if there’s any proof of any god existing it’s the fact that Led Zeppelin ever existed 🙏🙏

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

Hopefully took little damage as well (time will tell). An undisputed HW champ fight first “PPV” event of the Paramount deal? I’m sure they’d agree to “sign me up!!!” This card was a DISASTER (shoutout Dern tho tha was awesome). This is a great chance to recover @danawhite @ufc

[phillip cranberry @pcran99]

Let me start this by saying I hope Tom is okay and recovers with no issues!

Dana has a GOLDMINE on his hands, UFC324 has virtually nothing so far—also happens to be first Paramount+ headliner. Gane took virtually no damage and Tom (barring his eye + maybe a broken nose) (CONT…)