Patrick Crean

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

@MonarchMeagan hey love bug!!

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

@MonarchMeagan I think ur just jealous at how amazing I am. t(*-*)

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

@MonarchMeagan one thing lead to another then after a good bleach bath I'm nice and clean

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

@MonarchMeagan I dug a hole once and stunk up that horrid pit. But sadly those bastard fly's kicked me out.

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

@MonarchMeagan wtf!? I brush everyday thank u very much. My breath is amazing

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

@MonarchMeagan Ur just jealous cause he likes me more then u :p

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

What's shawarma?? And can I eat it @MonarchMeagan

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

Lifes to short to not take chances @MonarchMeagan

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math..."

[dose. @dose]

Endorphins that are released during sex actually relieve headaches

[Funny Potato @HilariousPotato]

Broccoli: "I look like a tree." Walnut: "I look like a brain. " Mushroom: "I look like an umbrella." Banana: "Dude! Change the topic."

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

There's a movie theater in London that has 'Ninjas' that hush loud moviegoers! Details ---> http://t.co/ZLNjLu0Y

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

Check out D.O.T, Mobage's bold new retro game! Use the download link and enter my Invite ID (8Thz) to claim a gift. http://t.co/StzXxdb67N

[Funny Potato @HilariousPotato]

If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink...

[Funny Potato @HilariousPotato]

Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin

[Funny Potato @HilariousPotato]

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll.

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

There’s a Lucid-Dreaming Mask that helps you become lucid while dreaming! Learn more about it ---> http://t.co/fx9cWiqT

[Patrick Crean @pcrean2011]

@soxxygirl needs to call @MonarchMeagan right meow