patrick doyle

i know nothing but i’m here to learn • social psych phd: celebs, language, media, & wealth science™

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

HUGE professional development announcement: went out in the sun for 6 hours yesterday and didn’t burn

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

what if we all just died instead

[broadway.com @broadwaycom]

Comedian Matteo Lane will make his Broadway debut as CHICAGO's Billy Flynn later this month.

https://t.co/EyoHrH33Ms

#broadway #chicago #matteolane

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

@gfisworse FRAJERRRRRRRR

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

I reference these WEEKLY

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

we have one but yall are NOT gonna like it

[fka brecht apologist @_madisontayt]

we need a slur for people who wait in long ass lines in nyc

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

girl im bored let’s go clean out our owala straws

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

like…ok someone just lost their notification privileges!!! hope it was worth it!!

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

why is it that the Ticketmaster app thinks its a good idea to send me a push notification a few times a week about tickets going on sale for a band ive literally never heard of in my life

[james @jms_tny]

On the other hand if you spend 5 minutes reading about it you should understand Patagonia made an effort to avoid this situation and those efforts were disregarded by the queen. You guys do not have to cynically defend every person with a wig on

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

best joke ever written

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Axios is reporting that Trump has escaped the wheel of Samsara

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

I can only assume this is why people go to Myrtle Beach

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

The pope is on Canva.

[Elizabeth @suasoptics]

Hey lazy people: the Vatican made infographics for you

[Can't be blank @cheapncheerless]

Hearing you loud and clear, your holiness

[Elai @elaifresh]

The Crunchwrap Supreme has existed for 5x longer than the Confederacy

[Christa Sydney @christasyd]

I love you Pope Leo XIV, I hope you will one day reincarnate as a lotus flower *remembers we're both Catholic* I mean go to Heaven

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

yelling “it’s not even raining” to all of the fucking freaks who insist on using umbrellas

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

Four visions of government

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

@RaptorsRock Hahah nooo that was heading to dinner and Heathers 💚❤️💛

[patrick doyle @pcxd13]

As someone who actually saw it, $15.22 is highway robbery.

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

Celebrity Autobiography's average ticket price for its three performances last week was $15.22, which is one of the bleakest numbers I've seen since I started going to the theatre 26 years ago.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

“actively evil” i think you guys have mass psychosis