Pea Sea

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

FEMALE MEDICAL EXAMINATION

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now, let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

 The lady starts taking off her panties but is interrupted by the doctor.

 “No! No! Don't remove your clothes....just stick out your tongue!"
🤣😂

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@gaye_ess And in Kaitaia..engineered climate change..the ice age didn't happen that quickly..if it happrned at all..I mean..need to look at who is controlling the narrative

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@TaxpayersUnion Councils still have 3 years to grift as much as they can out of the rate payer..meanwhile..how many lose their homes to unaffordability

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@femalebodybuil6 Hippopotamus

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@salvation_f Banana

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@otokyo 18

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@CTOTHELOS77 2

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@ZOrtiz99 Adam Ant

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@ericmmatheny New Zealand

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@EastsideOTCs @ValerieAnne1970 About 2 mths ago-after 20 years-and a x3 bypass 13 years ago-and now 64-my wife stopped Lipitor,Ezetiembe & one other med..she has 85% approximately stopped eating processed,carbohydrates,starchy and sugar foods..along with weight loss..hasn't felt better

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@saltyreigns None for me or my partner..we are in our 60's

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@_MaccaNZ The perspective of someone who now finds themselves in the position of 'the boot on the other foot'..we all made choices

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@IsraelInstNZ All those starving kids they show on msm..parents look fighting fit though..something doesn't gel

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@2ETEKA Shane Jones has our vote for PM

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@bloke_new I suspect he's not the bad guy..just a Dad..up against the 'system'..wanting to protect his kids

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@2ETEKA And that's if you choose to believe the poll..any poll for that matter..we are sceptical..all cooked to uphold whatever the propaganda narrative they are pushing

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NEWSWIRE: "South Island Declared Woke-Free Zone, North Island in Shambles"

June 21, 2025

In a discovery that has rattled inner-city cafes from Ponsonby to Karori, a North Island man has returned from a weeklong expedition to the South Island and confirmed what many suspected but few dared to say aloud: not a single rainbow flag, gender-neutral sheep pronoun, or Treaty-based traffic light was sighted.

“I didn’t hear the word ‘decolonise’ once,” said traveler Zipitsweety, still visibly dazed. “I was waiting for someone to call me ‘cishet scum’ at a bakery, but the worst I got was being called ‘boss’ by a teenager in a hi-vis.”

From the rugged peaks of Fiordland to the unvaccinated wilds of Southland, locals appeared more focused on farming, fishing, and fixing things with number 8 wire than on their privilege.

“There’s just something pure about it,” said Zip. “I watched a cop pull over a speeding ute, and the driver didn’t scream about systemic oppression—he just took the ticket and went to Mitre 10.”

Meanwhile, back on the North Island, Jacinda Ardern's autobiography was reportedly being handed out with oat milk lattes, and three new Te Tiriti-based pedestrian crossings were painted on Cuba Street overnight—each with its own interpreter.

When asked for comment, a Wellington City Councillor said, “This just proves the South Island needs urgent re-education. We’ll be sending over a Rainbow Peace Convoy immediately.”

South Islanders were last seen welding the ferry doors shut.

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@KeenanPeachy America has no jurisdiction over Israel..what a stupid post

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@mangonui08 It's a dinosaur..time for it to be relegated to history..it is being used to suck the life blood out of our country by a parasitic minority

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@TrevorH53038397 @australian Mm..a test run for something on a mucher grander scale?