****AYO🌸

Lawyer/Cybersecurity

[Ìfẹ́ @diaryofa9jagirl]

No. Not true! A little girl starting her period is a little girl.

[Eni Adeoluwa @Enioluwa]

I read novels for entertainment. I’m not trying to memorise anything, and once I put the book down, most of the details fade away.😅

Ask me what happened a day later, and there’s a good chance I won’t remember. But while I’m reading it, I’m completely immersed; that enjoyment is what matters to me.

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

When our IP gets blocked they’ll say it’s unfair. This is so yuck!!!!

[Big Yetty / Attend TBE ✨ @yetunede]

Today’s a public holiday, most are at home relaxing or just having fun. Guess who are denied of doing such? The children kidnapped in Oyo, Borno and now Kogi. It’s almost a month with no food, proper care or shelter.

Pls Bring Them Home 🙏🏾

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

There's something so annoying about the word dear

[****AYO🌸 @pd_OLAMIDE]

😂😂

[MONKELE @_Taaooma]

At least we’re at the World Cup. Wena! Bathong!

[****AYO🌸 @pd_OLAMIDE]

Toast? This is totally disrespectful

[A. A. Badmos @MrBadmos_]

Elderly female Judges can be very firm, but you can ‘toast’ them too! 😊🤗😂

Yesterday, I appeared before a Judge of the FCT High Court in one of the divisions in the outskirts. Because of the distance to town, you hardly enjoy going there. 🥹

Case was called and I represent the defendant. The Applicant was absent from court for a record second time. I knew the Judge, as a personal policy, likes giving latitude to parties so she could have asked me whether the Applicant was served hearing notice against yesterday. Of course, it’s not my duty as Respondent, I’m however familiar with the Judge enough to know her leanings.

So, my mission was simple. Toast her! 😁After she took my appearance, I said:

“The Applicant and his counsel are absent for a second time today. No reason is given for their absence. As much as I enjoy coming to this court to look at my lord’s beautiful face, this case is not being diligently prosecuted. I want case struck out” 😊😁

At the last line, my lord dropped her pen, laughed and blushed thoroughly 😂😂😂

Mission accomplished. Ordered as prayed. 😁#Litgeng #ThingsTheyDontTeachInLawSchool

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

This is their 26th night being held by terrorists 🤲🏻😭😭. I think of them every night😭. God!

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

I’m amazed at people who are addicted to consuming content that triggers them.
Can never be me. If the algorithm starts to move weird, I immediately start pushing the “not interested” and “show less content like this” buttons.

[DON-JOE||mPSN⚕️ @JoeOfficial12]

About this abortion issue for fetuses with Down syndrome or pathological defects. I feel Nigerians are very performative and selective moralists.

As far as e no affect them, they will ALWAYS take the moral high ground.

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

Someone was raped and murdered in her home and a grown ass man is saying if she cooperated and didn’t put up a resistance, they would have spared her life. A dead dog is better than some of you.

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

This is the international pedophile uncle greeting. Little girls all over the world know this sign of a dirty old man trying to diddle you.

[OSAS🦅 @MrOGdiamond]

Wherever I am in the next 2-3 years I just hope I am genuinely happy.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

You don’t have to be everyone’s butterfly.

Be a bee.
Mind your business, make your honey,
and sting people when necessary.

[****AYO🌸 @pd_OLAMIDE]

Amen to that

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

[****AYO🌸 @pd_OLAMIDE]

@bookslattes I have a book that gets me every time

It’s a part of a series

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

Women of Owu ❌

Women of X ✅

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love books that are written so well that it's a whole film production going on in my head, like i have multiple angles and shit going on it's insane i can't explain

[****AYO🌸 @pd_OLAMIDE]

Yes, up to how a particular character looks like, I must be able to envision the character in my mind to properly enjoy the book.

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Do you visualize everything while reading a book? As if you are watching a movie?