Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer.

Kindness is my faith and nature is my God.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Listen to these guys when they tell you it’s time for a massive #BlueWavein7Days 🎶🎶🎶 They know 💙

[AlohaLokie @AlohaLokie]

@GavinNewsom VOTE ALL THESE CRIMINALS AND CROOKS GOP OUT ‼️😡

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

U.S. Army Colonel STUNS Trump, GOES VIRAL!🚨 https://t.co/tbvsMeHq2i via @YouTube

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

U.S. Army Colonel STUNS Trump, GOES VIRAL!🚨 https://t.co/7Q3n3BFDtR via @YouTube

[Johnfrom412 @johnis44]

This woman is 104 years old.

She’s seen 18 presidents in her life.

Listen to what she says about Trump.

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

🇺🇸 The Next President Of The United States 🇺🇸

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

THIS is how you respond.

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

@Bigdaddy_alex76 The money?

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

@_brownie0_ $15

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

Some MAGA spoofs

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨NEW: In the past 24 hours, Trump told a Mobile, Alabama crowd to “pretend I’m on the ballot,” promised $5,000 checks to every adult citizen if Republicans win the House and Senate, warned that a Democratic victory would bring an economic depression “the likes of 1929,” announced one-time $90 payments for more than 20 million Medicare recipients, and even posted Sen. Tom Cotton’s personal cellphone number while urging people to pressure him over permanent daylight saving time.

It’s an unusually aggressive burst of midterm messaging with just weeks to go before Election Day.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Combined IQ of 19.5

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Arkansas can shove the “religious liberty” up it’s ass!

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

@MiaChango3xz @Natute123 Idiots in their own idiocracy😵‍💫

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

@paglii_dewanii Starbucks cup

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

@mjfree 14

[Paul Delton Bagne, retired magazine writer. @pdbagne]

Practice beastiality? Work for the FBI!