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[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Tyla having a show in Lagos after the whole xenophobia shit show from her country,shows one thing, Nigerians don’t stand for anything.

[jason @cubana_WL]

One reason I barely go to peoples houses till date is this, when I was younger, had this friend that used to stay with his uncle, they were rich rich and the boy Dey sponsor our outing once once, so we used to hangout together a lot… one day, bro said I should come sleep over o, na so I leave my papa house go their house go sleep… next morning after morning devotion, the uncle said he’s looking for 100k o… sweat from the phantom realm just soak my body for early morning 🤣🤣🤣

Now they didn’t say I took it, but they made funny comments like “and money no Dey loss for this house o” and I caught my sub…

Went back home later that day and told my dad what happened at my sleepover, my dad just calmly said that I stole the money, omo I was shocked o, I told dear old daddy that I didn’t take the money o… and then my dad said something that has been etched in my mind till date “YOU LEFT YOUR COMFORT ZONE AND WENT TO THEIR HOUSE, WHATEVER THEY SAID YOU DID, YOU DID IT” and that was enough for me…. Before I come your house come pass the night ehn, you go pour libation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

Tyla canceled her Lagos show, thank you. For her lovers here in Nigeria, go to South Africa to see her🫶🏽❤️

[She Carpenter @IsiomaDNigerian]

I started learning furniture making at Ipaja furniture yard at 30, as the only female apprentice there. People would literally stop and stare at me as I worked, but I didn’t care😂

It was tough, my body complained, my complexion darkened but I adjusted. I’m glad I took that decision.

Meet the Eboh bunk bed, named after my bestie in the third frame.
Eboh means Peace in Idoma language.

Disclaimer: I didn’t make the ladder but the shelves and the metal ottoman was from my workshop.

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

Delete my coursemate’s number keh?

Immediately after my internship interview, I called one of my coursemates to tell her how it went. Her dad is the CMD, and I knew only a few people would eventually get the placement.

When the appointment list came out and I went for documentation, one man looked at me and asked, “How did you get this appointment? Only three people were picked, and two came from the federal level.”

I just smiled. 😂

Delete my coursemates’ numbers? Never.

Most of them are nepo babies and the rest are potential nepo babies.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

I was fixing my lashes when two friends started talking.

One said she was craving noodles and asked where she could get some.

The other replied, “Iconic, but it’s about ₦2k.”

Their married friend laughed and said:
“That’s small money. Let me call my husband. I’ll tell him it’s ₦10k.”

Her friend even advised, “Just say ₦4k.”

She refused.

Put the call on speaker and asked for ₦10k to buy food.

Her husband said:
“Which day that one start to use 10k buy food?”

Then he ended the call. 😭

Sis has been explaining all day that maybe he’s just not in a good mood.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Once your babe is mad at you.

She’ll remove all endearment words.

Start putting “sir”.

Add “Mr” to it.

And become very formal.

Unemployed HRs. All of them.

[Chinenye Glory @Glory9Glory]

My husband appreciation to everyone for all your supports, please🙏 guys we're also seeking for more support so he can be able to achieve his dreams 🙏🙏,

God bless everyone, 🙏🙏

[PJ ✂️ @OAeoleon]

Nigerian Politician Profile:

Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London
Holidays — UAE or USA
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London

Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated

Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault

Country — Managed remotely.

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Female BRT official: Don’t make a video today, if you do, I’ll se!ze your phone. if you want to make a video, go to the garage💔

Lady: why will I not make a video? there’s no bus by this time, people are suff£r!ng

Female BRT official: Tell your father to buy bus here💔

Lady: is my father the Lagos state governor?

This country is a complete m£ss bruh💔💔💔

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

If you're a bouncer in Ikorodu. I'll pay you N100k for a week to meet her at Elepe bus stop every morning for a week and make sure no one stops her from videoing.

50k when you start and 50k after a week.

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

I’ll be at this Bus stop tomorrow to support this babe.

As she’s making video, I’ll be behind her hyping her.

If them born any of Una mama well, make e put hand.

Also If you get chance, make all of us go there tomorrow.

Maybe na so Protest go start.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Biologically, AA + AA = AA. Your mother gives one letter, your father gives one letter. If they are both AA, they only have A to give.

So if you're AS, it’s either the lab that did the test for your parents made a very big mistake (which happens), OR the lab that did your test also made a big mistake.

Take your parents to a highly reputable lab and retest everybody first. Specifically ask for an HPLC test or a DNA genotype test. They are far more accurate.

[PhAy Designs Media @pdesmedia]

@boye4christ2006 And last question before I send a DM for consultation, would they be allowed to work while schooling?

[PhAy Designs Media @pdesmedia]

@boye4christ2006 so he has to apply separately?
how much would be enough for them?

[PhAy Designs Media @pdesmedia]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Grand audit

[That blacker kid @theboyayobami]

GUYS PLEASE THIS IS THE CLEANEST WATCH COLLECTION I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE,HELP ME RUN IT UP ! 😭😭❤️❤️

[SALMAN👑 @AWholeSalmanPR]

Popular Yoruba Actors whose Kids are also superstar Actors😍

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[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nigerians would use your possession or lack of possession of iPhone to assess your financial capacity. Then among iPhone users, they use the number of cameras to check if you're doing well.

"In 2025, you still dey use iPhone 13. You need to get your money up."

Gutter mentality