Paul de Supinski

uptown funk giveth to ya, uptown funk taketh away from ya

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jeff bezos is 5'7" so I guess he's a small business owner

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@misraetel Thank you for writing this out.

Although I don't claim you should totally defer to experts, shouldn't any basic amount of epistemic humility nudge you above 1%, especially considering most insiders seem to have nonzero p(doom)?

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I'm only subpar at golf

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@BozoPack 😬 let's just say u gonna need a revive

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all previously aborted babies must be born by August

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@BozoPack It's like I know a celebrity

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referring to the statue of liberty as "that green bitch"

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Asked for water, and the waiter asked if I’d like my water still as if I’d have changed my mind already ??

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instead of issuing parking tickets, we should give money to each car that IS parked in the correct place

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i had to get 9 abortions for my pet cat

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dan crenshaw is a freak for losin his eye to an IUD

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keep forgetting to put on moonscreen and now I'm all moonburnt

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i'm the coxswain on a cruise ship so i have to yell very loud

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@BozoPack one of the dumbest tweets I've laughed at

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I'll be singing Cliffs of Dover at karaoke

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not sure how to say this, but martin luther king is getting me off on monday

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wow stevie looks different without glasses

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Doing shoulder shrugs at the gym to practice being extremely indifferent

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a reverse ventriloquist act where I slightly move the mouth of a puppet and then just talk normally

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they should make a version of Uber Eats except it drives actual people around like a taxi

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I love fantasy sports, especially quidditch