Jacob Kerwick

Paramedic by day. Super villain by night

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Well I'm obviously gonna have to leave work now. My whole day is ruined! https://t.co/97myMSxRCB

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

#nye2017 #fuck2016 @ Twisted Murphy's https://t.co/5XEXq1aSc4

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

It happened!!! Little girl in the hospital asked if I was Santa! Mission for my weekend Xmas… https://t.co/hPPghxQHmc

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

First time frying a turkey and I kicked ass. Now I'm about to go comatose @ My Mama's Big Ass Couch https://t.co/6XwqK95AO7

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

I wanna eat this raw #thanksgiving2016 #thankfulfordeepfryers https://t.co/P1olUqgeXl

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

#frioriver #patgreen @ House Pasture https://t.co/vfXwoUODkk

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Moscow mules with my brothers #lizardoz @ Twisted Murphy's https://t.co/VhD2sTji9x

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Look who got themselves some short sets #summersummersummertime #shortset https://t.co/ajf43dR2oi

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Born of righteous treason to rebellious colonists who didn't wanna pay their taxes. Just another… https://t.co/52vaGWKxOR

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Old fashioneds with my peoples @ The Post at Lamar Park https://t.co/5Xdl02562s

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

I just ran 2.18 mi with Nike+. #nikeplus

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/oBUHG6rq9s

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

I just ran 2.16 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/MLNNQMHWUr #nikeplus

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

I fell in front of traffic I just ran 1.79 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/1EHDZykmIb #nikeplus

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Driffft and I somewhere in downtown Austin feeling the need to throw the shocker #unholygrowlers https://t.co/fS8QUoQGCK

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

I just ran 2.26 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/TW6HB0NNYb #nikeplus

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Well that was terrible #vom I just ran 2.26 mi with Nike+. #nikeplus

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Born of righteous treason from a bunch of dudes that didn't wanna pay taxes. Rebels from the… https://t.co/axTXgWYEvL

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

Whisky and a cigar overlooking the city while listening to Bare Naked Ladies to close out the night… https://t.co/VVH4svFdZ9

[Jacob Kerwick @pdk469]

@restuart77 wake up in the morn and I axe myself, is life worth livin should I blast myself