Paige Agnew

a old southern hippy soul lost in a young high maintenance little body that lives to plan events, snuggle my pup, spoil my nephew, and mom my kid 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

In a crisis, I aspire to be the calm, poised, manipulative cunt that Wendy Byrde is🤷🏼‍♀️😬#ozark

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

I use to think women with long beautiful hair flipped it and touched it to make you feel bad about your hair not being beautiful. NO it’s just in the fucking way. All the time. And it’s too damn pretty to just throw up when it’s actually done. So no. #firstworldprobs

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

I am in such a mood. Plant shopping is the only thing to cheer me up😅🪴

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

Sometimes the stupidity I have to deal with is just too much. Today it’s too fucking much

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

I never understood the hype about a bath. Then. Then I became a small business owner who never sits down and holy shiiiiiite. Sliding into a hot ass bubble bath at the end of the day is bliss, pure fucking bliss🛀

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

I need to booze cruise and drunk cry to Taylor swift. I feel it in my soul😅😑

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

I just want to watch the original charmed without paying for it🙄😑

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

@jordyngreenhaw I told you to leave it alone until the weather changed!

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

Did my sick ass get up at 4 am with the intent of going to my moms so she could pet my head and love me? Yes I did til I remembered danika was here and she’d have been real mad to wake up home alone.

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

I can’t wait to get home to my fur babies and my plant😂😅

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

I am not sure there’s anything that angers me like automated phone services. I just want to talk to a fucking human😑😑

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

2022 just got a whole lot better! Come on March!

[William Clark Green @WilliamCGreen]

After 4 years, I’m proud to announce my 6th studio album, Baker Hotel. Available 3/25, pre-save now. First track “All You Got” comes out at midnight. Get ready!

Recorded in Stephenville, TX at Melody Mountain Studios

https://t.co/0JHHpd6lV3

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

The way I feel about the Dexter finale is the same way I feel about HIMYM. I get it. It was inevitable. But fuck you😑 #DexterNewBlood

[Taha Safaie @SafaieTaha]

I'll tell my kids this was the Ending
#DexterNewBlood
#Dexter
#DexterMorgan
#DexterFinale

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

To this day, Sandy Cohen does it for me so hard.🔥😍 #TheOC

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

Watching snow fall is the most peaceful, soul warming thing❄️

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

Am I already planning next years Christmas parade?! You bet your sweet ass I am😅

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

Raise your hand if you’ve only purchased 4 Christmas gifts and literally have no desire to Christmas this year….I’ll go first 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

My house is so freaking pretty when it’s clean. Why can’t I be a better grown up and it always be clean?!😑😝

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

If you don’t cry at the end of Elf, do you even believe in Christmas?! Do you even have a soul?😅🎅🏼🎄

[Paige Agnew @pdl22]

My anxiety level waiting for the verdict is through the roof out of fear he’s going to walk away. Come onnnnnnnn #joshduggartrial