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2006 Person of the Year

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The Rock is a sellout

[Praveen @pdm91____]

@BR_OpenIce @Icebat_14

[Praveen @pdm91____]

Canadian politics is wild. 2% of a province's population get to pick the leader of a majority government? So at the end of the day, all it took was ***one percent*** of the total Albertan population to select the new premier??

I'm glad I studied something easy, like engineering

[Praveen @pdm91____]

Hasan Minhaj is the greatest comedic storyteller of our generation. On a related note, his comment about broken dreams and IT consulting cuts way too deep 😭😭😭😭😭

[Praveen @pdm91____]

Costco is having a sale on Vitamix's, regular $500, on sale for $350 but you also get two personal to go cups #soupszn

[Praveen @pdm91____]

Got curious of the title of "I Don't Love You Like I Used To" by @johnlegend and took a listen right before a client call and holy shit was that a mistake but thankfully it's still allergy season

[Praveen @pdm91____]

@Icebat_14 Next step: GoC repeals the Alberta Act and Alberta becomes a territory instead of a province

[Praveen @pdm91____]

My wife now makes more money than me so I asked her to buy me a new fairway wood and she said "we'll have to look at prices and see" so instead of a sugar mama, I called her my aspartame mama

[Praveen @pdm91____]

@Icebat_14 Spoiler alert, it's corn. It's going to be fantastic. Stop ruining it by drying it out.

[Praveen @pdm91____]

Stop disrespecting corn and the work of corn farmers by shucking corn at the grocery store.

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@IJauj Brad Treliving this offseason

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@Icebat_14 Big if true

[Praveen @pdm91____]

@cleverhans1981 @Jackie_Redmond Be better. Original comment is about respecting and acknowledging other people's experiences and opinions. We wouldn't be hearing "you haven't experienced childbirth" as an argument if the respect for women existed in the first place.

[Praveen @pdm91____]

Hey @ericchurch , I can't make your #yyc show in October because my wedding is the next day, if you and your crew wanna stick around in Calgary you're all more than welcome to show up and drink a little drink

[Praveen @pdm91____]

I undeleted Twitter to invite @ericchurch to my wedding because he plays in #yyc the night before the wedding meaning I can't make his show.. but then learned that @jkenney has been in Europe for three weeks?! In the middle of a 4th wave?? Why do I still live in here?!

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@AndrewBerkshire Rules don't apply to the Pokémon master.

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@AndrewBerkshire Until the next guy comes along

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Someone tell @jkenney that you're not supposed to cough into your hand.. @CMOH_Alberta you'll probably see him pretty soon, right?

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@eskiesfan895 @Isuckatpicking @NHLPlayerSafety Yea but linesmen can report a penalty after a play is whistled down

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@KadyDane I've just been crying myself to sleep, but good to know horse tranq is a potential shortcut