Paige T Davis

Is it because I'm a redhead? Hm?

[CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 @CBSSunday]

For decades the towering marble edifice at our nation's capital has posed a mystery to those outside the faith. Now, after a major renovation, a public open house will welcome all to visit a building dedicated to reverence and contemplation.
https://t.co/YOZP8qDRjB

[Paige T Davis @pdpunker]

My absolute favorite ever

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Meet Crepe from State Farm

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@man_funyun THANK YOU! but really, all credit goes to @Savstowe

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I am NOT a Molly Mormon!!

I am a Molly Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

[Paige T Davis @pdpunker]

@Mormonger He was cast out because of decisions he made, and then, through further decisions of his, became the devil by choosing to tempt those who came to earth. Its not a matter of needing a temptor, it's a matter of agency.

[Paige T Davis @pdpunker]

@Mormonger As you've said, the natural man is plenty of opposition. But Satan did not become the devil because God needed a devil.

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There are EIGHT (8) Brittanys in my singles ward, with a total of FOUR (4) different spellings..!!.

[Paige T Davis @pdpunker]

In this episode of You're Attractive, Maybe if I Completely Ignore You, You'll Notice Me - I'm an idiot

[the other 98% of milk @jacob_sorianooo]

What’s the bigger flex?
Rt for 64 box of crayolas
Like for AirPods

[Paige T Davis @pdpunker]

@man_funyun 8! The only natural way to draw an x

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@man_funyun no no no no no no no no

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I just heard someone playing hymns on the display piano in the middle of Costco.

What is this, Utah?

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@cynicalrachel I totally agree. I have no idea what God's skin colour is, nor do I really care. I just think it interesting that he thought that was a given. That God is white, so Jesus must be white. Idk. Interesting thoughts.

[Paige T Davis @pdpunker]

@cynicalrachel K wait also why is it a given that God is white?

[fredesque @FredTaming]

“Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone,” mother would say, going upstairs.

But I couldn’t help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting.

“Nobody’s going to wear those,” I’d say. “They’re stupid.”

But on he worked.

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌