Pete Thompson

Father, son, uncle, leader of the band and driver of the Winnebago

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@Mario_Tirabassi …nice

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@Mario_Tirabassi Grade A dad joke execution. Well done!

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Section 208 seats 1&2 for my sons first game #wolvesgladiator

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@ZRP_23 My guy!

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@G00DLUCKMIKE Ah yes the good old days

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@TheFFBallers @FFHitman @andyholloway @jasonmoore great Megalodon episode! And happy #thiccsgiving

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@dan_bernstein It’s only a model

[Pete Thompson @pdthompson64]

Getting a toddler without a nap to bed is like getting your drunk buddy to bed. They don’t want to and yell a lot, then you help them get ready and get them water, then they ramble about anything on their mind, they might sing a bit, then say they love you and pass out

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@alec_marovitz Straight water

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@RexChapman Run away!!

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I might be in the minority of Cubs fans, I’m here for this, burn this thing down!

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@alec_marovitz @A_Giammanco @railcats @boomersbaseball I like Anthony GManco better

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The Facebook 30 day snooze feature is just wonderful

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Going to have a vodka rocks a d a piece of toast for breakfast tomorrow in honor of Jessica Walter

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Cowboys' QB Andy Dalton is signing a one-year, $10 million deal, with the chance to earn another $3 million in incentives, with the Chicago Bears, per sources.

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@bluthquotes Give me Barry Zuckerkorn. He’s very good.

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@jason_hulen

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jim Harbaugh is close to finalizing a five-year deal to stay at Michigan with a $4M base salary, per @nickbaumgardner

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@cyberdecks @MichaelLarson4 You know what? You're right. I have no proof that Donald Trump has never told his kids he loves them. Much like how Donald Trump has no evidence of election fraud.

[Pete Thompson @pdthompson64]

Donald Trump, President of the United States just told a group of domestic terrorists he loves them. Let that sink in. He hasn't even told his kids he loves them.

[Pete Thompson @pdthompson64]

If you would have bet me yesterday that I would have been up until 11:30 streaming C-SPAN on Twitter, I would have bet you my house